Whats the wierdest chairlift ride youve ever had?

i rode up the chair with this guy on skis and i was with my snowboard friend. he pulls out a smoke and goes "JESUS MURPHY all these damn asshole snowboarders running in to people, relly they should leave the hill."

this other time i go to my friend, "this kid is such an idiot look at the way he skis" then the man next to me goes "thats my son"
 
i rode up the lift with this kid named jake worely who likes 40 year old women and hits on them...it was pretty wierd
 
i was riding up in the lift and i was on it with all these pre teens from New York. And one asks me why im wearing a bike helmet, (i was wearing my g10 mx) this girl was clueless, and i told her it was a ski helmet with a visor. The rest of the lift ride was really awkward and no one was talking.
 
i was at okemo (yeah, only at okemo could this happen) and i got on the lift with some like fatass 8 year old and started talking about how his sister fucked some guy last night and he tape recorded it and he started swearing a lot for no reason. ..gotta love Ok Emo..wallride or die bitch jEA
 
i was on the ganodola at killington, and these guys were tellin all these dirty ass funny pirate jokes, and their voices were all slurred so then they all take bottles of jack daniels outta their jackets and down em, it was so funny
 
at killy, me and conor were riding up on the lift with some older woman and her husband (like 50-60). basically we were joking about how he was gonna be my "doctor" and the woman overheard and decided to start talking to us about it, saying "well you two are gonna have a good night ehhh?" andd then she told us how its okay as long as you dont bring babies home or something. so she pretty much told us it was okay to have sex but to make sure we wrap it up, she totally thought we were serious about it all too..... im bad at telling stories, but that was probably the wierdest and funniest chairlift ride evver
 
I once rode up with some token rednecks from mississipi and they told me their dog was an honor student
 
oo yeah, forgot about one time at Bear in Killington I'm w/ 2 other friends, we go up to the line to load on to the chair, and i never do the whole "look up the line while loading" so i'm just waiting for the chair to come around, and as I go to sit, i notice something just not right. I plop down, and realize that some dumbass had tried to come in behind us, sat on the chair, and now i'm sitting on his lap. Both of us had a look of bewilderment, and it was something to laugh about for the rest of the day.
 
not really weird but this kid in front of us got on the wrong side so the weight was off a bit. anyway he started swinging his legs to bounce the chair. long story short the chair started swinging wrong and hit one of the support beams. he fell off at like 40' and landed on his neck.
 
my friend dropped his glove after getting in a fist fight with this kid

so we had to jump off at this like cliff to go get it cuz we were late and it was bout 10ft drop so we jumped and then the person behind us was ski patrol and he started yelling at use bout not being allowed to jump

he said he was going to arrest us
 
ether (both of witch happen with timmi) when timmi got punched in the mouth or when we saw a guy with 2 pairs of skis and timmi said somthing like"this guys too good for just one pair of skis" and he said "u bet and when i have sex i wear more than 1 condom" keep in mind this is a random 40yr old guy we had just met.
 
nothing too interesting for me.....

a couple weeks ago i got first chair, but the fold down seat wasn't folded down, so me and my friend ended up sitting on air w/ our legs on the front bar where the seat is supposed to rest, he got stuck, it was pretty funny.
 
that just happened to me last weekend and this guy sat right on me and ended making himself fall off and my friend, he was so embarrased he just took his skis and left, didnt even get back on the lift.
 
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