Whats the wierdest chairlift ride youve ever had?

well i was going up this really slow beginner chair to get to the terrain park and this little chinese kid says he needs someone to go up the chair with him. so i do. when we get on teh chair the first thing he says is "wow this thin go fast" then he asks me some really wierd questions and then he starts singing some song in chinese and he asks me if i know it. that was really wierd
 
uhh...probably one where the people behind me started making out and the dude started sufficating the chick cause he wouldnt take his mouth away lol
 
i was on the lift with a guy, and we saw a racer kid go by below us. He asked me if i ever raced and i said yes. I alos said that "I dont like faggots like that kid though" and pointed to the racer below.

then the guy said "thats my son"

not to cool at all
 
well i took a piss out of a gondola once must have been funny for the people in the gondola behind me seeing a stream of piss going out of the crack in the door
 
once i was at bear at killy and i was with my friend and then this girl skier and her snowboard friend come on with us. there about 19 20 im guessing. the girl doesnt say a word all the lift up but her boyfriend snowboarder wouldnt shut hiss mouth. he was talking about this story where he got in troyble with the cops and he thought he was all big.then he went and farted twice, loudly which was pretty jokes, then screams at skiiers, burps loudly and spitson people. what a loser that guy was, and that guy doesnt set a good example for snowboarders,
 
i was on a chairlift with my frend that takes like 7 min. and goes through completely dark woods and all wilderness

we wer the only ones on the lift

so all of a sudden we see this guy wearin all black walking underneath the chairlift

ther was no path or anything, just deep woods

the guy shined a flashligth at us and we got all freeked out
 
Listing to drunk people laugh and shit. It was last weekend and there was a slopestyle so i had a bib on, and they first asked me if i raced, i told them i was doing slope style, then they said "WOW YOU DO CRAZY FLIPPY THINGS?!?" and i just replyed "yes" and they kept asking me weird questions about it, then i proceeded to turn on my music for the last couple mins of the chair ride.
 
i dont think i ever had a wierd chairlift ride in my life, just like listening to the stories, i love jumping up and down on shitty old chairlifts, the people in front and behind me start screaming at me, but i think its pretty fun
 
One time I moved to talk to my friend and my pole bumped this prick of a telemarker chick at PC in the boob. She was like what the heck!! and i accidentally did it like 5 more times then at the top she started giving me a lecture about harrasment, and Im only a small kid I didnt know what the fuck. She was like what heck is your problem!! You little sicko. And then my friend started a roomer about me at school about harrasing some old chick. Gaa she was wiierd. We have sooo many pricks out here.
 
first off, i was riding last years 1260s with the graffiti Line on the top

so i got on the lift with this crazy wacko Chinese guy who is rocking the 1983 PRotec helmet and no pole skis.

he all of a sudden starts mumbling things, and obviously was getting annoyed. Finally he asked me "what does that say? i know it is chinese, but what does it say?"

I said, they arent chinese, they say the word line.

and he starts yelling at me for lying and that it said something, and that i would have to tell him imediately
 
did it have steam coming off of it, b/c that is what happens when i pee outside and it is cold
 
i was riding the lift up with one of my friends and there is a race going on underneith the chair we are on

the guy crashes and double ejects

as soon as he got up he yells

"well that was fucking great"

it was quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever heard
 
random dude: i like how versatile my 1080's are

My friend: Mine are delaminating

randome dude: yea they do everything!
 
a girl and i rode up ontop of the whistler gondola on the way down after the MSP premier, climbed out the window and up ontop...drunk as shit, about 60+ feet up, rode it from the top to mid station, climb back in then from mid to the bottom...thinking back, its a very stupid thing to do. dont try this at home kiddies.
 
i got on the lift with a guy who was talking REALLY LOUD into his cell phone and the first thing i hear him say:

"and get this... the toaster cooks the EGG and the TOAST at the saaaaame time!!!... ist that incredible?!?!"
 
At Loon during spring time skiing I was riding up the gondola with two guys in their mid 40s or so with my friend. One of them was shirtless and both had pretty good beer bellys on them with every other word comming out of their mouth being either fuck or shit. Intertwined between those words was a story about some street by their house where apparently some dumbass went strait into a brick wall killing him and ruining a perfectly good bike... Oh that's following a week after a mini-van full of people crashed into that same wall killing everyone inside. Then the two men proceeded to light up a blunt... It was weird.
 
i was once on the lift with these two snowboarder chicks who wouldnt shut up in the lift line, but id blocked it out then so i had no idea about their intellect.

the first thing this one girls says is this:

Like, oh my god, you know, when somebody calls, i can totally tell who it is, before i pick up!

and the other girl goes:

Oh my god, i know! its like, amazing!

my friend proceeded to ask if they had caller id, and the one chick was like, nope, the persons name just appears on my phone!
 
one time me and my boarder friend got on a lift with this guy in all gay ass spyder gear. we were both wearing sweatshirts and the guy started freaking out. he was like-" holy shit guys, you need AT LEAST 10,000 mm waterproof GORE-TEX shell, you gotta get a shell man!" he wouldnt shut up about it and then we were talking about how my friend had just fallen kind of hard and he was like "when you fall you gotta cross your arms across your chest and take the fall with your head. your head is real strong, just take it wih your head and youll be fine." it was funny you had to be there.
 
anyone ever go to vail when they used to have the bubble on the vista bahn? try getting in there, top down, with three chicks you don't know and a blunt. they didn't even ask if I minded...
 
The counter weight froze and malfuntioned on the pine marten chair at mt bachelor in 50 mph winds its sling shot the chair 10 feet down then like 20 feet above the normal highth, and of course i was messing with my boot buckels, every thing except a fourth of my left ass cheek was off the chair and then when it shot back up it threw me back in the seat, scary as hell.
 
In Copper Mountain, when the skiing brotherhood or wathever it called rolled through, i was on the 6-pack, and as that guy said above about Jamaicans, well there were Jamiacans. I had all this rasta gear on and so we talked the whole ride up about how Americans wear too much rasta stuff. i had to keep asking them to repeat themselves cause they were like all talking with craazzzy accent
 
I was riding up chair 23 with my friend on the first lift of a powder day and a single snowboarder got on with us a. So the first thing he says to us after we get on the lift is "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, i was part of a gang rape this morning. I think im going to go to June tomorrow..." He just carried on fter telling us he just gang raped. really random
 
When I was still in HS, i would drive to Killy after my last class to take a few runs before the lifts shut down. Well one day i didn't have any of my gear with me besides my skis and boots, so i just went in my jeans and my sweatshirt; and it was cold out. I get on the gondola; just me and this other guy, total sketchball. Looked like he was strung out on something, and there I am shivvering as he tells me all about how skiing is about "chasing the spirit of life, man" and a whole lot of other hippie stuff. When we are about to get to the top he goes "hey you look cold, would you like my jacket?" I said no, i'll be fine i'm just taking a few runs. But he was like "no i insist, just meet me in the lodge when you're done." so i took the guys coat..skied a few runs and returned it to him....minus the $10 in one of the pockets...
 
I rode with bode miller several years ago early season at Loveland, he was with the ski team training, it was weird becuase all he said was did you see the olympics last year, I said yes and he didint say anything the rest of the ride up, pretty weird.
 
One time in Aspen, I was getting on a 2-seat charilift by myself. As I'm about to sit down, an older man riding teneighties and wearing a blue hawaii shirt skis up next to me and sits down, too. He asks me where I'm from, and I said Sweden. He then asked me if I rode Head skis because Jon Olsson does. Then he said his kids were originally gonna go to the Jon Olsson Invitational, but they burnt all their money in Alaska.

THEN HE SAID HIS NAME WAS BOB OLENICK!!!
 
I was riding up the chair with these older people and we looked down and saw a skier in the pipe. The old lady was like "what is that guy doing? Skiers arent allowed to do that!"

It was the most awkward 7 minutes of my life.
 
Not really the wierdest so to say, but here's a fun story. Me and my buddies were riding up the chair with some middle aged + guy and we were just casually chatting and stuff. He started talking about his family and stuff. "Yeah I haven't been skiing in a while. My wife couldn't comprehend going down a slope on two boards.... so I fired her". We all laughed so hard.
 
i got on the chairlift with some guy and his son. as soon as i sat down the bar slams down and the guy is holding it down. this chairlift had a mid station and this is the first chair u take when u want to get to the park in the morning. i was gonna go all the way to the top but halfway to midstation the guy started having a snap at me because i had a gu with a gun on my skis(public enemy's) the he was yelling at his son about not growing up to be like me... so i jst decided to get off at the mid station cause i didnt want to be on this chair any longer. so i go to raise the bar and the guy wont let me off the chair, i was freaking out. luckily he put the bar up jst in time for me to get away.... that shit was crazy
 
I wasn't riding the chair with the guy, but saw him from the chair. Some guy who was riding down, talking on his cell phone in one hand, a smoke in the other, with his ski poles tucked under his armpit trying to snow plow down the hill very very sloppily. So funny at the time.
 
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