Whats the weirdest/strangest thing you have seen on the slopes?

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skiing backcountry had a big horn sheep

run within a couple feet of me, still not sure what the fuck it was doing by itself on top of a mountain but he just kept running as if it didn't even see me
 
Mennonites (I think) skiing down the hill in their bonnet things and dresses down to their ankles. It was quite the sight.
 
that russian dude taking pictures with his ipad.

the weird part is that he didnt bring a backpack. he held it in his right hand when he was skiing (he even skied with poles, so he kinda clamped it awkwardly between his palm and the pole).
 
Was skiing pow with my friends one day riding up this two-seater chair. This dude was kunckles deep in his girlfriends ass on the chairlift, I swear to god. Like the dingosean thread.
 
Casual racism against the few black people who actually enjoy our sport is just sooooo fucking funny. Your the man for posting that ever consider a career in comedy?

Hopefully someone starts another thread this week asking why black people don't fucking ski...
 
Maybe it was the mennonites, at the time I just thought they were jews, but there sure were a lot of them. At least 15 all together, i assumed they just came from church cause they had all their shit on
 
i saw a midget shredding the other day, thought it was a little kid till he yelled to his friend in a deep, man voice. good for him getting out and enjoying the slopes and all but god it was fucking hilarious watching him go
 
They might be Hutterites. At least the one's I've seen on the slopes were. I'm a Mennonite (as are my parents/grandparents/etc) and we don't dress weird or live on colonies or drive 15 passenger vans. I think there are some super traditional colony Mennonites out there, but for the most part we are pretty chill.
 
Not that strange, but a kid with some wobbly knees, rentals and a neon giddup pretty much straight bombed 50 feet into a chairlift pole, pretty rough.

He was ok though.

 
Rode the lift up behind a guy getting a blowjob, the only weird part was that his guy friend was sitting next to him
 
Couple of years back an amish man was reading a book at the top of my small home hill w/o any form of gear with him. I dont know how the fuck he got up there without the liftys or patrol noticing him
 
OP trying to ski..thats strange to watch cuz he fucking blows. kid hits rails straight on and is afraid of lifts so he just does carpets
 
There are immense amounts of truth to this post. It's really not that funny, boys.. and the more you try and make it funny the more it reeks of immaturity and stupidity.

However, Mennonites and mach potatoes makes me laugh.
 
Local group of Buddhist monks went skiing in nothing but their robes. One guy tried a box and his skin got torn up. I rode a chair with one of them, by far the most enlightening lift ride ever
 
Once i saw a squirrel run across a cat walk and get slayed by a woman on skis, did a half cart wheel, and kept running.
 
I was riding up the chairlift on a lift that has a mid-station. In the chair in front of me was a father and his daughter. His daughter was probably around 7 years old. As they went to unload at mid-station, the father got off fine but somehow the girl got the foot rest stuck up her jacket. I have no idea how this was possible, but it happened.

Amazingly the guy who sits inside the mid-station house was actually awake, not baked, and totally on his game. He hit the emergency stop really quickly and then ran out to help. The girl is now hanging like superman, arms and legs hanging free, supported by the footrest/safety bar stuck up her jacket. She has about 6 feet of air beneath her feet when holding her feet straight down, maybe a little more.

Liftie and father first get her skis off. They can't reach to unzip her jacket and she either can't or won't unzip it, or perhaps they thought that was a bad idea. They tried various things for a while and then settled on the liftie pushing her by her ski boots, with the father waiting to catch her in his arms. This worked surprisingly well and he caught her in the superman position that she had been in for about 20 minutes while being suspended in the air by the lift.
 
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