What's the very first thing you'd do when you realize you're rich

ok well, buy a Beamer, and ski whenever I wanted.

I wouldnt tell anyone though so I wouldnt attract assholes.

invest the rest.
 
of course i'd ski bum out west in a mansion with my own staff and keep enough to live on but i'd probably donate a lot to something like save the children. those commercials have always made me feel like i should be doing something.
 
rent a condo/house/apartment whatevr and throw a super sick party
mucho alchoho, mucho dank, mucho hot strippers, mucho fun

then trash the house completely.

then buy a nice home in whistler and ski 24/7
 
buy a sick car that can out run police helicopters...

ascari%20a10.jpg


and race across the continental US.
 
donate $10,000 to NS. then if i was a billionaire id buy some mountain in Alaska and id make it the biggest freestyle mountain in the world and id make the backside the best powder place in the world.
 
buy a large but tasteful house in whistler, life time passes for me and all my friends, ski gear, a house for my brother and one for my mom, and i would buy my local ski shop, give 1/4 to my friend and invest it, and then live comfortably for the rest of my life buying what i wanted/needed and doing the same for my family and friends

oh yeah and i would buy sammy carlson

NO HOMO
 
i'd buy like 15 white purebred arabian horses, and make their forelocks all gelled so it looked like they were unicorns.
 
Back
Top