What's the very first thing you'd do when you realize you're rich

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uosdwiSrjewoH

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What would you do the exact moment you're rich, and i mean the exact moment. Whether you won the lottery, or after years of hard work, working your way up the corporate ladder, it doesn't matter, but the exact moment you're like "holy shit, i'm rich!" What would you do?

I would hire a scibe. This scribe's job will be to be ready with a pad of paper and a

ridiculously high quality pen, and whenever i say "write that down",

the scribe will throw that thought down onto paper faster than you can

say "write that down". Then at the end of the day, i will tell the

scribe to put all of my thoughts onto a blog, and i will never need to

write down my obscure and crazy thoughts on this blog again. But i will

put a link to my new "scriblog", as i'll call it, on this blog, so

anyone who is wondering about the inner most thoughts of my cavernous

skull can find them.
 
now thats something to aspire to

i'd buy my bugatti eb110 and take it driving through mountian passes to exclusive ski resorts and shred deep pow... with my pet lion in the side seat
 
I'd quit my job and begin looking into the logistics of starting my own business.
 
i would buy a helicopter and a butler that followed me around and was also my body gaurd, and my pilot. Then i would go heliskiing all the time
 
I'd call all my homiez and buy digusting amounts of alcohol and go completely destroy my liver at a lake over the course of a few days.
 
I'd commit a heinous crime only to go to court in my pjs, while my attorney made a mockery of said charges. Booyah
 
Id buy a porsche. And a Lambo. And a Ferrari. And a house in Jackson Hole. And mount all of the cars with ski racks. And jump with them in the park like Ken Block did with his Subaru in DC mountain lab. And something else too
 
How rich would I be? I would do stuff that could get me into jail, and then instantly bail myself out, but I want to know how much bail money I'll need.
 
i would construct my own montian.....in MN....cause we need one. it will have the epic inbound terrain of jackson, the COC park, waterramps and the DNA setup for the summer, and id seed the clouds to make it shit the good fluffy white stuff all over
 
I would install a sewage system in my house much like this one.. (hopefully this works)

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Then I would slay female poopers until they had to explode in my toilet and my new sewage system would have a screen to catch only solid matter which i would open and collect my rewards from.

 
Id buy:

The 8series BMW Ive always wanted.

Pounds and pounds of dank nugs.

Huge log cabin nestled next to Jay Peak and one at Jackson Hole.

Then invest the rest.
 
id buy whistler and jackson hole, NS members ski free, gapers are assassinated by the finest mountain ninjas, dressed in all white of course. and i would prolly also buy a helicopter and pilot so i could heli ski whenever.
 
i would prob by a rediculous car and get it in solid gold paint with gold rims and make it fully rediculous and up the engine so its mad fast and then make all my toilet paper rolls out of money
 
I'd buy a taco bell and a subway, then relocate them to the basement of my mansion.

I suppose i'd also buy a mountain and build a ski resort, but why bother when i have a cabin at whistler.
 
dude ps3 is a fucking fortune, also i could bring my ps3 back in time with me along with my xbox 360 so we could play call of duty 2 while we we werent in battle
 
change my name to bruce wayne and do what the fuck i want when i want...then id buy rediculously amazing unnecessarily powerful and handlfull cars and speed non stop and race bitches and get speeding tickets and fuckin hand the cop a stack of 20's and speed away...
 
id just start buying shit like a lambo..a ski mansion (instead of ski house)   and things of that nature
 
tip people outrageously for the most simple things.

new ski gear.

jon's lambo.

just spend all kinds of muns.
 
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