1. unwomanly--burping isn't funny, i know so many girls that do it...cut that shit out!
2. says any comment that tries to make me look stupid or tactless--this is a bigtime no-no. I fucking hate it when people try to make me look tactless when i'm not. and i hate it when a girl who is retarded tries to take a "witty" stab at me.
3. uses me for stuff--i love it when a girl uses some guy i think is a douche for weed or booze, but don't do it to me. unlike most guys who will do anything for a pretty face, i'll just pretend to be real sympathetic and make up some lie as to why I can't help. and i absolutely hate it when some bitchy girl just expects me to help her because she thinks shes hot. one time I was riding with some incredibly dumb girls and they were going to make a u-turn. it was obvious they were going to hit the curb, and I even shouted "hey stop youre gonna hit the curb." the stupid bitch saw this, and in response decided to gun it, rammed into the curb, and popped her tire. she just started laughing. my sucker friend immediately volunteered to change the tire in the cold, while i went to 7-11 and bought an iced tea.