First and last time drunk driving. Out in the prairies took my car to 210kph (135mph). Then I flipped a bunch of times going somewhere between 100-200kph. Got out completely fine, this truck stops for me, cop car pulls up behind him. Cop only sees the truck and leaves. Guy in the truck gives me a ride to the closest town, then I start walking home. Got tired and felt sober enough at like 6am so I hitchhiked. Tell the guy I flipped my car, dudes an off duty fireman, spend the next 6 hours tied to a board in an ambulance/hospital. Tests show I'm completely fine, just hungover. Cops find my car the next night at like 2am and have a search party thinking I'm dead in a field. Later that week I fill out an accident report (the way a lawyer said to), my mom drops it off and I got no tickets whatsoever. Totalled my $700 acura, had a $150 ambulance bill, $500 firemans bill for the search party and $500 tow bill.
Don't ever drunk drive, and wear a goddamn seatbelt.