What's the stupidest thing you've ever done

Mine is making a thread asking what the stupidest thing you've ever done was, then not actually posting what the stupidest thing that I've done is.

That and one time I stood on a yoga ball, fell off and broke my arm.
 
The stupidest thing I've ever done? Your mom. She's dumber than a bag of rocks. After all, she birthed you!
 
bitched out of getting into a relationship with a really, really, reallllly hot girl in second year of college. she wanted a relationship kind of early on, i bailed, and i regretted it for a long time. she was really into me and i just chickened out. i saw her again a few times in the future and she looked incredible, happy as can be. almost like she was glowing. that could have been my girl.

what could have been..

oh well, can't live in the past. but damn. those were an incredible couple of hook ups we had. shoulda said fuck it and gone for it.
 
well damn i guess i have to share now, id have to say trying to get grass out of a clogged lawn mower using my hand and almost cutting off the tip of my finger, while no one was home at my house, solid day
 
I smoked a blunt in the garage of some persons house when I was super drunk and we thought we were at a homies house but it wasn't. The person called the police and came down stairs, yelled at us and we ran. We ran so fast. I had the blunt in my hand jumping fences (totally un necessary) but I was tripped out and didn't want the police to get me. I then made it to a ally way and we finished the blunt and walked home.
 
Trusting a bitch. Then meeting another one and doing the same thing only with more to lose and lost.pretty much everything
 
Fucking up the best relationship I've ever been in. I could sit and talk to her for hours and not get bored. Dat ass and those boobs. God damn I'm stupid. I will make another move once she is single again.
 
Did the same thing but on a hammock during a camping trip in the middle of a south american rainforest. I lost consciousness and had the worst concussion of my life and we were several days hike from the nearest town and from there many hours drive to a doctor. Scurry as balls
 
I smoked dmt while flying my parents seaplane and almost crashed it.

I also boofed 3 grams of weed.

I also huffed to balloons of jenk in a row.
 
Probably not clipping my toenails friday, got toe bang on both big toes and my toenails are just kind of hanging on stabbing me whenever I move my foot.

 
gainer over my friend on a trampoline. ended with me smashing my face off the frame, destroying my nose and chipping a tooth
 
i used to work for my town doing maintenance on school grounds. one time while driving the truck I was telling a new guy how this was a "bullshit" job and that my boss was "a fucking retard" and that I usually just "smoke pot" and "pretend to work". this entire time my radio talk button was held down and everyone, including the town hall, heard me.

best part was i didn't even get fired.
 
I recently just had brain surgery. And I finally got back to Mount Snow vt where my car was, After I was released from the hospital. And I don't remember any of this because I still had a really bad concussion but I drove 3 1/2 hours to my house in New York. I don't remember the drive at all and I have no idea how I drove for that long without crashing I have no idea. I don't even remember getting into my car and do not remember the drive but Next thing I knew I woke up conscious in New York.
 
wow dude wtf happened?

last night i drove back from cuzzins bar really drunk... drove to my room 30 min away. don't remember that too much.

not feeling good today
 
my friend planned a huge party at his house while his parents were gone, but then he found out he had a track meet that night that went till 11:00pm. so he called me up and i went over and set it up and started the party that he was going to attend an hour later. lets just say like 50-60 people came over, the place was bumpin and then the cops busted in the side door into the basement, and shit hit the fan.

people were running up through the house like crazy, jumping through windows, breaking shit, spilling shit, and we all ran out into the farm fields and woods outside in 20 degree weather. at that time, the kid arrived and his step dad came too, and he told them i started the party and gave the cops all my info. so i decided to walk back a mile through the woods in the snow to his house. me and my friend (whose house it was) got in soo much shit with the law and parents.

this all happened last night
 
yeah....they basically emptied the baggies and left them on my seat. haha, them guys were chill. craziest thing is i crossed the border last week with a clean car and no trouble.
 
dude what would possess you to think that smoking dmt while operating an aircraft is a good idea?

also my roomate says "fuck you that is fake"
 
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