Whats the one thing you hate most about skiing?

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cj

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Whats do you hate about the sport you love?

All i need is one blunt, one page and one pen, one prayer - Nas
 
ski boots, the cold, getting wet, toe jam, shin bang, eating shit, ice, getting snow in your shit, everyone else on the hill.

''Woman...I already told you I ain't discussin that.'' -Randy Moss
 
horribly overpriced slop that they serve you in the lodges

oh, and sean

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
I hate being just a skier. Sorry to be the cold businessman but we arent gonna get anywhere being just skiers!!!! just skiers are 60 year olds who are still raving about super carving skis. we are skiers, but we need to distinguish ourselves.

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euro-trash

'I prefer it when you say: Fuck ME Jeff, instead of: Fuck YOU Jeff.' - Me to my fuck friend.
 
whats wrong with being a ski bum. theres nothing bad about the sport. the only thing that sucks is the people that crash into you that cant ski

 
That I suck at park and pipe no matter how hard I try. I'm good at everything else, but the 'cool' stuff i blow at.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
i agree, icy stuff sucks...and the cost of buying anything like new skis sucks.

It's not about the wannabes stylin' for the crowd. It's about you setting your own standards and being a tough judge...
 
wha? ga? chris?!?!?!?! but I LOVE you!!!!!!!!

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse

 
Bitter cold and lack of snow. Anything else i can deal with.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
North Coast El Nino.

Ice, cause it hurts

Slushy shit snow

Sleet on the hill

Rainy days on the hill

Freezing Cold Days

Clouded over, can't see as well.

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the fact that it's a seasonal sport.

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
ya boots and seasonal are my biggest for sure...also prices...locations of mountains...and how theres somany dammed japanise tourists at whistler...lift lines...

All i need is one blunt, one page and one pen, one prayer - Nas
 
I dont mind ice, slush, painful bruises, broken bones, harmful boots, or the cold. In fact I love it, because it makes me know that I'm skiing.

What I dont like about it is overpriced crap like skis and boots. There is no way it should cost us as much as it does. And lift ticket costs are ridiculous too.

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It's my own form of social protest.

A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.

A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.

And a federal crime.

I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.

'You are not a slave'
 
whats the deal with socks, they never keep my feet warm.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I hate all the faggets who are amazingly good, but are jerks about it

'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson

'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson

'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson
 
Not being able to go as muuch as I want, and getting snow in my gloves/shirt/whatever. It's just cold!

 
i hate that you cnt ski all year where i live and that ski shit is so expenseive.

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i hate only being able to spin, the cold, pain, and the fact that i don't live n whistler, so i can't ski almost year-round.

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
i hate skiing.. i only ski because it makes me look cool...

and i especially hate snowboarders

i have an 11 inch penis...around... think about it
 
That its a 8 month sport(if u try to make it one). but the real thing that pisses me off is tourists, and i dot care if theyre the ones that keep the resorts open.

 
What the hell is wrong with europeans.

We are great if i dont say so my self

Arnet we jussi?????? (aka iwannastompalot)

 
It beaing seasonal, but if you play it fright you can get in lik 8 or 9 months. Japanese tourists w/ bright green onepieces and fatty nikon cameras. otherwise skiin rules

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 


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''New socks is like sex to the feet.''
 
I don't think that there is anything about skiing that i hate.. Even some things that I don't always look foreward to in the year,, I think it all fits into the skiing experience.. Some obstacles you have to get around that are less than desireable just make you appreciate skiing all the more....

 
Long cold and windy lift rides

close your eyes, huck like mad and tweak till your spine snaps. Now go jump off of that cliff!
 
I hate it when I'm cold. Like I don't mind it if the air is cold and im warm and stuff. But if im actually cold myself I can't stand it.

rarely happens though.

Lift lines and slow lifts... hate them too.

What gravity?
 
lift tickets, the price of equipment, and getting snow in your pants.

'i fucking bent over and spread my ass cheeks in the mirror and watched my asshole quiver as i ripped a fatty...now that was fucking insightful, not to mention inspiring.'- alpentalik

 
in yo' face snow, icey landings, trash talking snowboarders, trash talking skiers, and sever head trauma for your baby mama.

 
wind blowing in your face, and slow non detachable lifts, oh and living in NJ

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Yeah, mostly the fact that I get to do it like 4-5 months depending on the snow, stupid people on the runs, only about 20 really good powder days, prices (especially food), but everythong else is awesome cuz skiing is the bst sport ever, i kjust wish it was year round

'remember to love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none' (Shakespeare)

 
living in Nova Scotia, skiing on 90% made made snow, landing on ice all winter long......yeah it sucks, but it's all we have

 
i cant do it all year

Bottom line everything sucks -Seth Morrison

free the heel!

dynastar is better than line i cant chage my screen name without losing my precious posts:( freeskiing is not a crime. washington represent! jonny moseley sucks! DOH!

Duffman can't breath ooh yah! That brown spot needs a little h20 ooh yah! snowlerblder hater.
 
Equipment is too expensive, but that's all for me. The whole skiing experience, even when it hurts and gets cold is amazing. i wouldn't trade it for anything else. There's only one other thing that pisses me off, and that's when your equipment breaks. I've broken every pair of skis i have ever owned (not that many) because i ski hard. The shit's so expensive. And we've come full circle again.

WA skiers are cool. I'm a WA skier. I'm cool. You know, Washington apples are cool too. . .
 
Cold hands, toe jam, shitty terrain parks, icy jumps and landings, and lack of rails..

Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew

Ill urban jibs is what we do

People barf, when we throw down

Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
 
i hate losing one glove, breaking poles, injuries and when snow gets in your goggles. but i love LIFTIES! yay for the stevens pass ones- JOHN! hehe

*brooke*

'Karen, sex is addictive.. its like a drug, i should know, i'm like a dealer.' -will & grace
 
The fact that our love and passion is totally in the fickle hands of mother nature. I mean no snow - no go!! its simple. Take away the talk of powder, ramps and pipes and essentially it all comes down to wether or not you have enough snow. So no matter where youlive DON'T TAKE SNOW FOR GRANTED - especially with all this global warming and shit

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