What's the % of time you drive sober?

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Sokiem

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I would say probably 5% here, 1/20.

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
and where do you live.......Rochester, ok mental note, dont drive in rochester, and 100% for me, my friends drive

 
um, i drive sober all of the time....

way to increase the chances of dying buddy.

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eh, once you do it enough you don't even notice the difference from sober.

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
hes not going to die. most drunk drivers dont die the ones who die are the family in the other car who try to brace for inpact.

good job jackass

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OK, well i guess that works, killing other people is fine, but god forbid you dieing rather then the other people

 
its funny how u think your a stud because of it, i mean im not sayin i never have but i dont brag about it

 
Your fucking stupid if you drink and drive... not cool a bit... and usually you don't kill other people... statistically you kill yourself in a crash... running into trees and telephone poles is usually a case... the whole body being relaxed works up to a certain point but usually thats not always true... especially when you mix speed and my favorite... motorcyclists who drink and ride...

To statistically survive in driving always wear a seatbelt, drive moderate speed, and always be sober... because all of that doesn't even work at times...

Is it that cool to make a child an orphan... to take a parents kid away from them... to kill a loved one of your own... and fuck ruin your life... but hey if you get your jollies telling 13 year old kids you drink and drive on the internet... you must not have a life anyway

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ya its pretty stupid to do it drunk. My 2 friends died while driving drunk and another kid in my school was involoved in the crash and is now going to jail on 2 counts of involuntary manslaughter, he was drunk to.

 
This doesn't mean necessarily drunk all the time. Probably 20% drunk 80% high, to clarify. Heh, it's funny, i still drive better than most people.

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
dude. Your an asshole or the worst kind.

I never drive impared. i wont even drive if im really tired.

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Way to buy into the media and DARE propaganda there buddy. In case you didn't know, after 1 AM 1 in 4 drivers is drunk. So basically all across the country thousands of people are driving drunk each night. Multiple thousands. Yet only a small percentage get in crashes. Its interesting though, if you're the world's shittiest teenage driver and have totalled your car multiple times completely sober like some people I know, you can still drive. Two old people almost killed me with their car at the mall, they slammed their car into my friend's, and if I hadn't moved out from between them I would have been crushed like a bug. They got out of their mercedes and they were completely and totally senile, like they couldn't even fucking talk. Yet they can drive.

I've driven drunk a fare share of times, but I'm always real careful, and I don't drive on major roads. I've never even come close to crashing, or even swerving a little bit. I don't think I've even crossed over the yellow line even once. I drive high all the time, and there's absolutely no difference there. Drunk drivers who get in crashes are idiots. I never get too drunk to drive unless I know I won't be driving. And I always stay totally focused. It's not a good thing, or something to be proud of, but its not as terrible as you're led to believe. Also I don't know any families who are driving around at 2 AM like I am.

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But in contrast to the creator of this thread, I always try to avoid driving drunk, because I know its always a risk.

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I woke the same as any other day

Except a voice was in my head

It said seize the day, pull the trigger

Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.
 
man! your sooooo cool. I'm gonna be just like you someday! who cares if you hit someone or something. you can just say it was in your way!(sarcasim metre: MAXIMUM)

fucking idiot

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i hope you get arrested

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I drive stoned about 90% of the time. Been doing it for years.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
Propaganda?

http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/stats/2000_alcohol-related.html

Yes these organizations are propaganda... 16,000 people a year and its propaganda...

2000 (est)(americans) have died in iraq since 2003...

incase you failed third grade multiply that by 8... and thats how many died in the year 1999...

40% of crashes are alcohol related...

yeah its propaganda... you fucking tool

and im so proud you don't go on the major roads... but some people do not have that type of consideration for others...

Does it annoy anybody that the first trick landed in Not Another Ski Movie WAS SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE???????????????? i paid for a ski movie... not a tour of a lightbulb factory
 
Propaganda eh... I don't really care about the statistics, I just have to ask, how many more of my friends have to be seriously injured or killed before assholes like you and the threadmaker wise the fuck up?

I don't care if you're careful, or if other people suck at driving, you should still be driving as safely as possible, which means sober. If those 25% of people were taken off the road I know I'd have a few buddies still around to go drinking and CAB home with who aren't anymore. How about next time you feel like living dangerously you just shoot yourself and save the rest of us the potential harm.

Threads like this are a major reason I use public transportation.

 
i never drink and drive. smoke and drive yes, but thats much different.

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100%...tonight for example...I'm pretty sure I'll get drunk. I will ride my bicycle to the party and use it as support to walk home, haha, it's sweet to live in cities

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yeah not shit, whoever said he thinks hes a stud...he is one of those guys who thinks hes all tough and being a badass when he is just being a fucking idiot.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
100%, I don't drive after beers until i have had a good nights rest to sleep it off. Even one or two beers is still stupid in my mind, why risk it whe nyou can wait a couple hours and lower your chances of crashing by a huge percent.

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^ I'm sorry unless you are a light weight two beers do not make a diffrence.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
I don't drive at all :(

But I don't think I'd drive drunk... purposely.

Maybe if I was too drunk to know what I was doing and I got in a car and started driving... eh, you get the idea.

 
i suppose if you drink 2 beers in 2 hours it doesn't affect you much. You're an idiot if you think drinking 2 beers in 30 minutes doesn't affect you. You may try an act liek a big man and say it doesn't, but science shows that it does. It's sad how some people don't have the self control to not drink if they know they are goign to be driving in the near future.

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100% sober don't be an ass hole and drive drunk its about the dumbest thing you could possibly do. your gonna wind up killing someone innocent you should have you lisence revoked forever and be forced to walk

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somehow it became 'cool' to drive drunk, as far as my circle of friends goes. i hate it so much. early on in the drunk driving timeline, my friend 'ike' and 4 others got plastered. but 'ike' had just bought a new sound system in his car, and wanted to drive it real badly, so all 5 of them hopped in and were on their way home.

after dropping off justin (anathema), 'ike' all of a sudden deemed it 'cool' to go 80 down a windy residential road, with plenty of cars parked on the street. when the other drunk dudes began to object, 'ike' sarcastically remarked, "what, you think we're gonna die? hahaha..." and began swerving at parked cars, narrowly missing each one.

at this point, everyone buckled up, and clenched their teeth. ike continued on his little rampage of swerving, with the tires squealing at each jerk of the wheel.

in a fitting finale, 'ike' took one swerve too wide, and nailed an 8 inch curb, instantly popping his tire and coming to a screeching halt. the commotion woke up many nearby neighbors, and every passenger in the car shook their heads in amazement, knowing that they were lucky to have only a blown tire from all this. they got away unscathed, and learned their lesson not to drink and let a friend drive, right?

wrong. lately, anytime they go to the bars downtown, 'ike drives. when he's in a good mood, he'll make a promise not to drink. but that promise pretty much never gets fufilled, and everyone gets ferried home by 'ike', the dude whose most drunk of all.

its so bad now that it's become a normal part of the weekend for 'ike'. i dont stand for it, and always tell him to hand me the keys when he's about to drive drunk. however, he's the type to get angry and violent, while insisting that he's the best driver of all.

the moral of the story is, dont be like 'ike'. he's putting us all in a situation we shouldnt be, by driving while hammered. he justifies it by saying that nothing really bad has happened yet, and in doing so, is being over confident and cocky. the thing is, nothing good can ever come of this behavior...only bad. and seriously, it's only a matter of time.

so to the maker of this thread...pull your head out of your ass, and realize that when you drive drunk, the best thing that can happen is that you get home. but dude, there are so many other ways that you can go about it, so why drive drunk?

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you're a freakin retard if you drive drunk. walk your ass home or get a taxi, don't put other people in dangers...douche bag

 
that's exactly what a kid in my class said the day before he killed one of my friends from drinking and driving. fuck you

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dude, you are a fucking strump. why on earth would you ever drive drunk? why dont you go kill yourself now so that in the future, you can save who ever is driving with you's life.

check out this muthafucka!

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where i live (boons) i never see cars after like 12:30 so i drive as long as i am functional.... but i know when to crash at a buds place and i am mostly just high.

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Wow, this is fucking nuts. I hate driving at night becuase of fuckers like you. Most of the time your gonna be the one to get in an accident and hurt other people you fucking ass. Do youself a favor and throw your car off a cliff, and start walking places.

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you just gotta use the thumbs rule. Put your thumbs up on the steering wheel and try to keep the road between them. Makes it like a videogame

 
Propoganda? You are a fucking idiot. Where do you get these numbers that at night 1 out of 4 are drunk? Seriously dude you are just pulling stuff out of your ass that was previously occupied by a 9 inch black cock. My uncle drove drunk, hit and killed two girls walking and almost killed himself. He wasted a good part of his life in jail and regrets it every moment.

Last year one of my friends since pre-school was invovled in a car accident when he was driving his friend under the influence.

"Teens hurt in car accident listed in critical condition

WARNER - Two 17-year-olds seriously injured in a single car accident on North Road Sunday night were listed in critical condition yesterday afternoon.

The police said Michael Wyman, 17, of Warner was driving near the intersection of Stevens Pond and North roads at about 7:45 p.m., when the car slid off of the road and into a tree."

Let's jump ahead eight days, right after my good friend's (his girlfriend's) birthday party...

"WARNER - A 17-year-old boy described as a 'high-spirited young man who loved life' died Monday night at Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center from injuries he suffered from a car accident in Sutton on July 18.

Michael Wyman of Old Pumpkin Hill Road died without regaining consciousness after his Toyota Tacoma hit a tree, his mother, Terri Wyman, said. Wyman would have been a junior at Kearsarge Regional High School this fall."

Imagine going to that same girl's house to mourn the death of a life-long friend in the same week after her birthday was celebrated. I bet you have never had anyone in your life affected by this, or even had to talk face to face with the parents who just lost their only child and give condolences. Jesus you are ignorant and if you ever go through this, comming out when it's all said and done that you'll realize that it isn't just some DARE propoganda bullshit.

For the creator of this thread, you are a complete idiot and may god have mercy on your pathetic life.

 
100 percent of the time. Anyone who drives drunk is a selfish asshole who cares for no one but themself. Seriously, everytime you think about driving drunk, step back and think how it could affect the ones you love. I speak from personal experience, as I almost killed 3 friends in a drunk driving accident once. It significantly changed my life, and luckily no one was seriously hurt. Drunk driving is fucking stupid. A cab or bus or hitching is way cheaper than a DUI or murder charge.

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bad kid...you might run into me when me and ahmet are driving through rochester hittin urban

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I never drive drunk, because when I was going through drivers ed, the mother of a fellow skier came into our class and told us how she felt when he was killed 3 years ago by a drunk driver on homecoming. Seeing the tears coming out of her eys made me realize that it is not a joke. You can't be tougher than the alcohol, as much as you think you can. I hope the bashing you are taking in this thread will help you realize that you are making a vary bad decision.

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maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
its just a fact....

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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