Whats the most messed up thing to ever happen at your school?

OOOOH I GOT ONE!

a few years ago these kids on the XC team found a deer on the trails and they all dared this one kid to cut its head off... so he did he cut the dead deers head off and then stuck it on a pole and chased the XC girls aroud the trails with it.. and when he was done it put it on a post right on school campus visible from the middleschool windows.. haha it was awesome.. AND HE STILL GOT INRO RPI!
 
oo this 6th grader got cought with coke lol not the beverage in his locker.. and this other girl got cought snorting coke on the bus..
 
my friend whipped it out and wacked off on the bus. two 7th graders ODed last week and are both in the hospital. two years ago a teacher shared an apartment with a teacher. the student she was with was the same age as her son. our princliple got fired for molesting a kid.
 
Probobly the biggest would be the kid who tried to hang himself with a shoe lace on the principle's door handle, then after it broke he slit his wrists. Then after school that day a kicked got punched in the face. Oh and the huge fight between the hicks and the wiggers a few years ago, that was nuts.
 
morning wood on the couch while slepping my gf and some adults were awake eating brakefast and there i was on the couch at their ski condo
 
i go to school with at least half black kids in the ghetto of DC and even though i cant think of a specific example, alot of shit goes down on a daily basis
 
holy shit dude this guy that lives on a lake near my moms house is like that.. he doesnt come down cuz he took it so much.. we fuck with him in the summer
 
some kid in our school sold this other kid dog shit with oregeno on it liek a bug bud.. and hte kid who bought it smoked it then fought the seller and the seller kicked his ass
 
We had some really messed up stoner kids at my school make a hallucinogenic stew with a plant they found out side of hawaiian time, they tripped for like 3 days just not going home and stumbling around the streets untill finally one of them got lost and the cops cornered him and he went ballistic and started trying to beat them, he lost in a few seconds and they had to strap him down in the ambulance when they took him away. The next when the other kids came to school they all go in a bunch of shit cause the kid in the ambulance was screaming and yelling their names wondering where they were.
 
two kids that went to my school set it on fire when i was in grade 3 on halloween, and me and my friends got egged in grade 6, grade 8 a bunch of kids stole stuff from the caf, and these to girls went at it, this really big black girl and a little fidjian girl, and a bunch of teachers were trying to hold the black girl back, and in grade 9 this year nothing to exciting or worth mentioning
 
my fr eshmen year there were like 6 ot 7 good fights...the first one was like 8 somalian girls jumped these two white girls. they were all fighting on the ground and kids were standing up on the benches pooring water and milk on all the girls oww yea and people on the benches would boot the girls when they have the chance, one white girl got a major concusion because she got kicked in the temple with thos epointy ass high hheels (steletos or something) and as a vice principe was taking the somalian girl off she start to walk the other way like she was done then turned around and punch the principle in the face and went back to the fight...

this other fight between a real nig lol and a somalian, they got into like a grapping hold hahaha like wresters and were just yelling then started fight haha at first we all thought they were kidding but it was serious, and this women vice principle litterly ran into a punch haha cause she was running to stop it then got hit directly in the face and fell down crying as they still were fight it was fuckin hillarious,

that women principle is my classes principle haha and u cant see the women without a smile on her face its so wierd no matter what she sees or happeneds to her...still got a smile on her face, i was eating lunch and saw a kid though a bottle and it just fuckin hit her in the head and she turned and smiled shook her head said "oh you tricksters" picked the bottle up and threw it away...then just kept walking

this spanish teacher has real bad vertigo where u get really dizzy, and i got the whole class to sway back and forth all together with our arms up and he yelled "OWWWW MY VERTIGO" ran out in the hall and pucked, then didnt come back for like a month
 
1)some high schooler slit his wrists in the bathroomand almost died

2) someone lit a cologne bottle on fire in the bathroom and cause a riot thing
 
hmm lots of fun stuff happens at my school. lets see we got this $50,000 marquis thingy for the front of our school that has all the bulletins and cross going across it, all electronic and stuff, and it got lit on fire 2 weeks after we got it and the people didn't get caught even though everyone knows who did it.

We had a chemical spill last year in the chem lab and we were out of school for a week it was awesome, and only one person (my current chem teacher) got burned on the arm by the chemicals.

We have a new vice principal who dyes her hair blood red along with random shades of purple, red, orange, and brown. Our actual principle is paralyzed from the waste down and has these stick crutches he uses that attatch to his arm. One day he was going down the stairs and he slides down on his back (really cool looking cuz he can do it), but he asked someone to carry his sticks down and they ran off and hid them.

we have a spare girls bathroom in second hall that the janitors dont know like 50 people have a key to, and lets just say people moved 2 couches, 5 chairs, and a table in there its good shit bc none of the administrations knows we can get in, and it is not used so nobody ever checks it.

Our teachers went on strike this year, and the first day they went it wasnt an official strike, just a teacher skip day. we all got stuck in the gym, and they let the pregnant girls leave immediately but everyone else had to wait for like 2 hours till the buses came. one girls in my grade bitched out our prinicipal and made the front page of our local newspaper with the headline "Crestwood in a panic, kids seem to have more authority than the administration" and it was awesome she was the hero.

ONe of the seniors made a huge stink bomb out of eggs, vinegar, mlk, soy sauce, salt, and some other thi8ngs. he let it ferment in his backyard for like 2 months, and then spilled it EVERYWHERE the one day. it was terrible
 
tom green and monica lewinski showed up at my high school when i was like...uh...16 or something.

tom green used to go to my high school and i guess he wanted to come visit and i have no idea why the hell monica was with him but it was pretty gnarly!
 
one of our teachers was walking his father down the street when a student skateboarded by and the teacher thought he was gonna hit his dad so he punched the kid...the kid is a piece of shit and he deserved it and the teacher is still teaching..so its all good
 
I go to columbine. You don't know anything about fucked up. so yea.... there is smome bad stuff out there, but happened there was hardcore
 
When two teachers actually got into a fight, well one of them is now our vice principle, he's awsome.

We have a bunch of crazy kids, and this one kid we call DDR randomly busts out in dances, once we told him to do it in the middle of the cafe, quite funny.
 
we had like 8 bomb threats in one month, kids keep leaving them in the bathrooms, the first one we walked across town to another school and sat in their gym for half a day, form then on, we went out to the parking lot and sat there for half an hour while olice walked around for a little bit, then went back inside. At first the threats were like, hey, we get out of class, but then it just got old.
 
kid brought a .32 to school

kid threatened to shoot people in school

girl got fingered in lunch

teacher got fired for watching gay porn on his computer

teacher got fired for being a drunk

teacher got fired for sending love notes to girl students

kid had a hit list

that's all i can think of off the top of my head
 
when i was in 8th grade about 50 kids and two teachers passed out for no apparent reason. we all got out of school for a couple of weeks. it was really wierd though, because the national guard tested to see if they had been gassed, and didnt find anything. also, all the passed out kids went to the hospital, and aside from being passed out, and puking all over themselves, there was nothing wrong with them. to this day, no one knows what happened.
 
there was a 5 hour lock down at my high school once, turns out the guy with a gun was a kid with a toy gun doing a cts project
 
theres a kid at my school who llikes to pee. and when i say likes to pee, i mean that one time he took a piss on the floor in the middle of coldstone (ice cream place)and got a 320 dollar fine. so this kid, tom, during 8th hour, went up to the teachers desk and pissed into a gatorade bottle. then after school these emo kids were walking next to the shcool and tom sprinted after them for like 100 yards (they were way in front of him) and while he was running he pulls out the gatorade piss bottle and throws the piss all over these emo kids and thenthrows the bottle at them.

it was funny when i heard it the first time, but now i think it was really mean. even though the kids were emo it wasnt necessary to throw piss on them
 
oh man i remember that..our middle school's softball team was there at the time, and a lot of the girls knew her..it was so sad

as for me, last year we had 5 bomb threats (3 consecutive ones, the school threatened to extend our school year..they stopped after that), weve had 3 kids die and 2 seriously injured from car crashes in the past 3 months...not much else
 
One time we put laxatives in our fat teachers drink which made for a awesome class period. Another time this kids parole officer came into class and gave him a drug test which he failed. Couple of bomb threats. This kid a few years back tried to jump two flights of stairs and hit his head on the railing and is now paralyzed. This old teacher threw a desk at a kid. Last year a pipe broke and flooded the whole bottom of the brand new school.
 
WOO! BRING ON THE PISS!

that actually reminds me of a story in my schoo. this kid i knowwho's a senior on the track team had to take a piss in a gatorade bottle for some reason. He left it lying around, and some girl came along thinking that it was lemon lime and drank some of it.
 
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