Whats the most messed up thing to ever happen at your school?

a used to hit on me alot, he would always lean over my shoulder to "check my work" but it was pretty obvious that he was looking down my top
 
this happened somewhere in the states, but some 13 year old girl who was like 300 pounds had sex. her mom found out and forced her to drink bleech.
 
Well in my school,

in 8th grade, we had a really fat social studies teacher who shat in her dress during class. She tried to play it off cool but it was so evident because the entire room smelled of shit. when she sat down, the shit actually made a like a farting, squeezing noise. Needless, to say, she got out of the class adn we just sat there for the next 30 minutes.
 
he does it now in stuff like jackass for fun. up against glass windows and in the middle of streets. fucking hilarious
 
i have a 76 year old teacher who peed her pants last year. just out of the blue. she just got up and left w/o saying a word. we just all left holding back lafter
 
a couple 9th graders smoked a joint laced with horse traquilizer (they bought the joint)..they would died had the paramedic teacher not be near by and started cpr.

We lit a dumpster behind the school on fire once...we ran when the fire department showed up. Then 5 days later 4 of us started in the Crime Stoppers video for the fire we'd started. I guess they didn't suspect us one bit..
 
one time a kid peed in a bottle and told another kid that it was alcohol and sold it to him for 10 dollars.the kid that bought it, ended up taking a drink and then through it all over the kid that sold it to him...thats how cool the kids are at my school...
 
I remember in 7th grade when one of my friends walked in on a guy in the bathroom that was completely naked and jerking off. Then it happened again the next week and, well, he wasn't too popular after that.
 
you went to IHS didn't you? my math teacher was telling our class about that exact prank, haha it funny because she told it almost exactly the same way.
 
well, during health class, this cop came in to talk about drugs, and passed out these 3 joints he'd "confiscated", saying that if he "didnt get them all back, everybody and all their stuff would be searched", until he found it. well, when he got them back, there were four.

Trashcans go off the balcony almost dayly, back in like '76 i guess some hippy got paid a quarter to jump off the balcony,(like 18 feet with the railing) onto the slate floor. he did it barefoot, and broke both his ankles

but the most messed up? this kid was getting lead out to a copcar in handcuffs, and while he was walking out, he belted the cop with the cuffs in the face, knocked him on his ass, and ran. the other cop caught him, and he got smoked with a billyclub until he stopped fighting...some middleschooler.
 
if that was in K town i remember that. I worked with the guy who laced that weed a couple years later. crazy fuck.

last year around my old element skoo some guy would drive by younger kids walking home. he'd get out of his car buck naked and dance around.. hahah it happened to my 10 yr old cousin and his friend who were walking home & some different kids on other days.

in the same element skool on a hot dog day a kid tried to swallow a whole weiner i guess and ran into the washroom. teacher followed and found the kid lieing on the floor passed out. he died in the hospital later on.

one time this goofy mother fucker i kno was all pissed with a big old english out in front of the school and the vice principal came out to talk to him so he pounded the rest of the beer and threw it against the skool.

that's about my best story next to a 60 yr old hag of a broad calling me 'the white boy'
 
One time in woodshop nobody cleaned up their shit, so the racist teacher told us he is not our nigger and told us to clean every thing up. The cops came and shit.
 
a teacher in my school came into class three time last week on coke.

another two middleschoole teachers had sex in the parking lot and got caught.

antoher teacher spanked some girl walking out of his class.

another teacher gave some kid whiplash wen he didnt follow the instructions she had given him.

and another two teachers were caught blazing in the janitors closet
 
they do this shit all the time, our school is shaped in a Big L exactly like this L, well out lunch is at the short side and most of the classes start at the vertex and go to the long part and kids chuck milk cartons at kids walking to class on there way.kinda ghey, sometimres they stuff food and shit in them, i mean full milk cartons its gross,+plus its choco milk

theres more stuff but my rides here
 
in 9th grade this black kid was in the high school (junior and high school connected) he was told not to, he went anyways. our school pig grabbed his arm and he pulled away. she sprayed him in the face with mace and he punched her and several other people, our principle had a huge egg on his face haha. this is in a school with like 10 black kids and she sprayed him because he pulled his arm away haha.

our school pig had he real gun taken away because she shot herself in the foot and also shot her computer, she is a fucking freak that gives mips to kids smoking cigs for a living.
 
This is what happened like 5 years ago...: Not in my school but really near, a kid in sec 3 got stabbed by another secondary 4 student because he wanted his pokemon cards. He was ^only^ stabbed in the shoulder...

Pokemon was really a insane thing. Insane enough to get people killed haha...
 
ur a fuckin moron. u seriously think u would laugh if ur killed ur brother?? ud be so fucked my ur parents, the school, and the police. and you would ahve to live with k nowing you killed you own brtother trying to play a prank on him
 
That is not true. The violence/drug stuff I read about on here is basically unheard of in Scandinavia.
 
Right before my freshman year, a teacher got arrested for killing his crack buddy. He got found guilty of manslaughter i think.
 
at my school theres always mad drug busts. this one kid had weed on him and the dogs smelt it but the couldnt find it and i guess the principal like stuck his hand in the kids pocket and the kid fucking rocked him. broke the guys nose and shit.
 
hmmm... ever heard of a joke?

plus most of this stuff on this thread is total bullshit so i doubt thats real
 
My chemistry teacher was this really smelly, goofy looking bastard with really big elephant ears. So anyway, he was home and when his neighbors were out of the house, he snuck into their bedroom, naked, and took out all her dildos and underwear and was jerking off. They came home and found him. He just jumped out of the window he came in through. I still see him driving around and laugh my ass off.
 
I've got a gay couple in my school, they've both got like a ton of brain disorders and are in wheelschairs. at lunch they usually get someone to push their wheelschairs close to eachother and then they hug and kiss and stuff.. really growse to watch
 
today there was gunna be a fight goin down. it didnt happen. but the one kid was gunna get knifed. i dont like him so i kinda wish it happened
 
at a dance last year a senior guy had sex with a freshman girl

my ex-principal was caught at a highway rest stop masturbating in his car....hahaha

there was a huge bomb threat and because of it securities a lot tighter

there was a drug bust in november and they brough in cops from five different towns and lots of sniffing dogs.....kid that used to sit next to me in math got busted for having shit in his car
 
a few years ago at my cousin's school, Northwestern, (in CT) a spanish teacher was sent to jail for soliciting a gay prostitute who stole his car. They made shirts that said "free Mr. Garcia" or whatever his name was
 
my school has a lot of gangs (lots of minorities) lots of huge 'gang' violence. last day of school last year practically everyone skipped the lunch periods and there was huge food fight in the court yard and the police were called but that didn't stop anyone. everyone smokes weed in the bathroom and we've had 2 bathroom fires in 3 years causing all bathrooms closed except one. people pull the fire alarm when its raining.

we've also had many deaths due to car accidents. RIP. but people still drive fast (assholes)

and thats all i think can think of.
 
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