Whats the most messed up thing to ever happen at your school?

about a month ago, right after a basketball game all our fans got in a huge fight with the other teams fans, it lasted about 20 minutes, now theres cops at all our games
 
some kid got caught doin coke in the bathroom. and almost every juinor with a truck went to the ice rink to get snow and they filled our 2nd floor with snow
 
huge black senior, football star and everything, caught eating out a freshman cheerleader in one of the halls by our academic vice principal. i go to a catholic school and she is a nun. the guy got expelled and the girl got counseling, hahaha
 
yo yo yo guy, listen this homie. I rep the west coast and shit and guy mad gangs. Ma crew, guy, was rollin down the street and i look, guy and see this wack g.
 
at my elementary school, a guy climbed up to the top (about 60 feet) and threatened to jump, it was mad whatching him clib up, freakin monkey man
 
some seniors put a cow in our office, and its up stairs and cows will walk up stairs, but not down them, so they had to get firefighters or some shit to get it out
 
hahaha that guys my hero

hes just like, "pay attention in class"

and the kid says, "no"

headbutt!

god thats so perfect
 
Our old principle resigned because he invited a boy into his hottub and like, tried to molest him. And then last year someone wrote in the bathroom, "Fuck Nick R [This popular jock kid] Im going to kill him slowly. He doesn't deserve Mandela [hot senior]." And the principle read it over the loud speaker. One of my teachers got fired because in class she went off dropping f-bombs, and then told us not to tell anyone. And a couple months ago there was a huge 30 person fight because these two kids had smashed each other's tail lights and slashed their tires. Our Puerto Rican co-principle Ms. Gueveara got punched in the face.
 
In 6th grade someone dropped an unmarked box off at the school entrance. It was actually a calculator that a student who left had forgten to give back. The school thought it was a bomb and evacuated the whole school. a SWAT and explosives team came in and we waited outside in a near-by field for 3 hours.

And in 8th grade there was a drug bust. 2 kids were caught and a bunch of my friends flushed lots of weed down the toilet
 
So far this year a kid got his arms and ribs broken in a fight, the cancelled our dances because people were grinding, girls fight and a kid got stuff into a trashcan for making fun of the football team mascot. Also a 7th grader got pregnant
 
we had a family of rabid squirrels move into the science building over break. theres nothing more hardcore than rabid squirrels. also i walked in on this HUGE black dude whos a dean making out with a skinny blond post grad last year.
 
last year some kid from my school went to another schools party and got curb stomped. So my school and another school decided to fight the school that stomped the kid. The one school didnt show up for the fight so my school charged through their school and beat the shit outa anyone they could find... it was so gay they made all these gay rulse and put us on lockdown.

a couple months ago some indians that dont go to the school were drunk in the middle of a hallway trying to fight people

a while ago some indians walked into a class and grabed a kid and walked out with him and beat the shit outa him

so many people have almost been knifed by indians..

we have so many indians.. like down the street from our school is the indian school haha we have a differnt school for the indians
 
Some kid, we still don't know who, drew huge pictures of hooded clansmen and wrote a bunch of racist shit. it was a huge comotion for 3 months.
 
there's around 1000 students at my school, and 3 years ago there were 2 incidents. one was a kid got found with directions o making an bomb, and the other was some kid stabbing another kid in the neck with a fork, he lived. nothin really exciting has happened since then
 
^^, yah, some kid in my school actually put a cut out construction paper penis on a teachers back and all these people were taking pictures, it was funny shit
 
a student hacked onto the school website and cancelled all midterms, then wrote a letter explaining the cancelation due to the fact that the administration were Nazis.
 
hahahaha the letter is hilarious

kid stabbed with pencil, bomb threats but not this year or last year, some fights not really tho, some pregnancies, drugs, lots of fights or arguments between teachers n kids, funny as hell to watch, teacher near my school had sex with atlesat 2 kids maybe 3, hmm what else theres somthin but i cant remember it

i wanna do the cow prank, like bring it upstairs and it wont go down
 
one of my friend max before christmas break had to go pisss real bad and the teacher didn't let him go so he walked up to the garbage can and pissed in it it was so hillarious the teacher was jammed she didn't know what to do
 
when i was in 7th grade all my friends in the 8th grade talked about how weird their chemistry teacher was and then over the summer between my 7th and 8th grade years we saw that he got arrested for sexual assault. Turns out he was talking to some 6 year old boy on the internet and then went to his house and raped him. I have no idea what happend to him after that. Besides that just bomb threats, emos and wiggers
 
nothing really happens at my school. the only good things are since its so rural, our school district is like 30 square miles, which means if we get like anything more than a 1 inch of snow we deffinetly have a snow day. Alex Balsens dad is the school phsycyatrist... thats kinda cool
 
My city used to be the Whitest city for our size and then all of Detroit started flocking here. Freshman year there were 4 or 5 black people. Now we have 30 at least. And i'm a seniour.
 
oh yeah, I almost forgot, the school had to send an informational letter home to all parents of middle school kids. about STD's(they had school wide teasting). and lice. that's how dirty our 13 year olds are here in vermont.
 
hahhha thats a pretty wierd fad, me and my friends used to try to flood the unrinals with all our piss n like 5th grade
 
Back in my Elemntry school when I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade, this girl in 8th grade that I had seen around a bunch was shot in the head by her dad and he killed the rest of her family and himself after. The only thing I really remeber is the flowers in her locker and the tree planted in her memory.
 
umm in 8th grade some kid jacked off in class and last year some kid asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said no so he took a piss in one of those fake plants and another kid asked to go to the bathroom and the teacher said no so he crapped his pants all true stories
 
a teacher had sex with a student, really sucked for both of them, he got fired, wife left him and took all his money and his kid. the student was miss teen vermont, had a full college scholarship, she got her title taken away, and lost all her scholarships
 
i kicked this kid in the nuts thursday.... you would think with 3500 people at the same highschool more stuff woulf happen
 
o i though of another one. some other kid came in on hallowen and he was high on lsd or acid and he was running around the school naked,and my stoner math teacher had to run after him and tackle him.
 
oh yea last year some kids tried to hotbox our bathroom and this teacher walked into the bathroom to go and i guess smoke just came like pouring out of the bathroom. you could smell it in that building all day
 
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