Whats the most embarrassing thing youve done skiing?

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i sharted...(i was 9) also losing a game of SLVSH to a 12 yr old

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Shit talking some little kids who were mocking me then proceeding to catch my ski on a jump carrot (the things that stick out on each side of the jump) trying a 7 safety and doing half a Lincoln and bashing my head on the knuckle and never having worse pain in my head and side in my life.

Trying a flatspin Japan and straight up landing on my side

Trying to flex the front 270s I just learned but catching an edge and bashing my head on the end of a pencil like rail.

Nutting myself on a rainbow that’s atleast 10 feet high.

Analing myself trying a handrag 3

many more shit
 
When i was about 8 i couldnt unzip my pants fast enough in the woods and i completely pissed my pants.

At least it was warm tho.
 
13991784:CalumSKI said:
managing to break both femurs before the age of 18
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How?

And I don't really get embarrassed by anything, but if I had to pick something it would be this

>epic pow day

>get first chair - "the run under the lift looks good"

>goggles fogging up, hooky snow. Awfuk.jpg

>eat shit like 5 times in a row

>everyone watching

-10 steeze points :/
 
Was getting speed for a box using my poles and doing that ski walk thing(Idk what it's called but it looks like reverse pizza) Accidentily put my tooth pick sized pole in front of my ski and face planted into the lip. Felt great
 
crashed into a snowboarder who was standing still on a catwalk while yelling at a dude on the chair for riding up by himself on a pow day

i cringe every time i think of that sequence of events
 
Blitzed my (at the time) girlfriend's dad's car into another car in the breck parkinglot when I was 18. Lot was icy af and I was driving like a clown, turned into a spot too quick and plowed into a parked car.

Good times
 
Today: Getting caught on the singles part of the lift maze

Previously: trying to get me and my gf onto the chair when there were 4 people waiting already

Also today: cutting across a small cattrack and colliding with a random skier, losing a ski and falling on my left side causing the beer in my pocket to explode.

Today was actually a pretty good day, just a bit of weird shit
 
Just sat down on lift and tried to pick up extra snow to drop on people below. My ski ended up hooking downwards and popped off. They had to stop the lift and the lifty came out and attached my ski back to my boot. Awful.
 
Was skate-skiing to get to a chairlift, lost balance, and fell on a snowboarder

Another embarrassing moment is when my friend and i were skiing on the chairlift run in part, and my home resort had made a hill into it, so i pizza-d so hard, that i almost did the splits cause it was icy and fell down. Not my proudest moment
 
Was working on SW lip on, caught an edge riding in and drove straight into the sign that says the feature size. All the other jerries at the top yelled out yea jerr! Before side hitting that feature.
 
13991832:Hansel9001 said:
When i was about 8 i couldnt unzip my pants fast enough in the woods and i completely pissed my pants.

At least it was warm tho.
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Shit just made my day. I did the exact same thing and I was like 8 as well ahahaha. The car ride home was not sick.
 
I got hammered at a bar at the lodge after the lifts had closed. There was a big step down at the bottom of the park that was only a couple hundred feet of hiking from where I was. Trying to impress a girl I was like I’ll hike up there and hit that jump right now. So I did, and I couldn’t see very well in the dark plus the level of drunkenness I cased the landing really fucking hard and kneed myself in the jaw as I rag dolled down the landing. Real smooth Ace.
 
13992179:LarsPell said:
Shit just made my day. I did the exact same thing and I was like 8 as well ahahaha. The car ride home was not sick.
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Nice. I had those Suspender ski pants you needed to unzip in the back and i just gave up after about 5 seconds of blasting piss in my trousers.

I felt so nasty skiing down to our condo.

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13991851:Xx_Ac1dTr1p_xX said:
How?

And I don't really get embarrassed by anything, but if I had to pick something it would be this

>epic pow day

>get first chair - "the run under the lift looks good"

>goggles fogging up, hooky snow. Awfuk.jpg

>eat shit like 5 times in a row

>everyone watching

-10 steeze points
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i fell in the woods and went into a tree the first time

i landed funny off something the second time
 
-ducked under a rope to do a line under a lift for the 12th time or something that day, the lift happened to stop, I didn't duck low enough and got completely clotheslined on the rope/got a bad mark on my stomach where I got bent over the rope

-spilled two (!!!) cups of hot cocoa on my hands at the same time, burned the tops of my hands, and then watched a guy slip and fall in the cocoa and sprain his wrist
 
*aheem. It was a pow day just saw this super dope line under the lift. So my dumbass thought it would be a good idea first run to go for this like 20ft+ cat track jump to tail tap this stick hovering over some powder. I got it but when I landed in the powder my tips instantly went in the snow and I scorpioned and slide for 5 ft while my ankles where right beside my head. Each spinal cord popped and I legit thought I was paralyzed for a second because I couldn't move. The only worse part is it was right under the lift. I had a similar experience but under a different run. Ankles hit my helmet and everything.
 
first time I met my now girlfriend we were skiing at Breck. decided to send it off a roller for a tail grab. caught the tip of my left ski and went straight down on my shoulder right in front of her. later that day when we were leaving and I went for a side hit and landed in a dip and straight down to my other shoulder. she was very concerned about me driving home at the end of the day
 
I had gotten first chair on a deep pow day and was skating over to drop in when i caught my tip and faceplanted the ground as all the locals laughed and skated by me.
 
My friend was trying to teach me how to 3 some years ago. The first time I made it past 180 I did the classic land at 270, then caught an edge sideways and somehow ended up going head over heels. This was of course in full view of the lift, so the spectators got pretty rowdy.
 
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