Whats the most commen phrase you say?

'Thats pretty fucking lame.' or 'Dude...what the fuck'

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
'no, i swear im clean, STDs are ST-upid.'

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
no seriously whats the hells wrong with you?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
damn...fuck that....wut the fuck....shut the fuck up...lick my balls biatch

original member of CWDM

official CWDM rep

official kuddha rep

- ROOTS
 
thats one long phrase

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
sick

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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'

Me 'What? no way'

Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

CSIA SUCKS
 
'Wicky Wack', 'Mad Shibby', 'Jibba Jabba', 'Yo Wiggy', 'Wicked Sweet', 'Yeah Man', 'Wikkid! Wikkid!' and 'Whatchu lookin' at foooo?'

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
eh

shut the fuck up

psshhttt

yarrrr

harrrr

matey

scurvy!

howdy

howww deee

how you doin?

get me some jack in the box

°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
 
hey its not the size that matters....no wait come back....damnit thats the third this week

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Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
 
'shut up you stinky mother fucker'

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
'fer serious?'

Powderhound Productions by Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*

 
i say that alot too ^^

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
ok i'll fuck you ... but only if you lick it clean afterwards

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
'fuck ass nig'

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
-lick 'em

-bastard

-i will fuck you up

-i'll cap yo ass with my glock

-split that shit up

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again
 
smoke a bowl

my balls itch

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'theres quarterback im gonna see if he has any plans for dating me'
 
you have no passion

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

Originally posted by strode420

'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
'I'm good'

'No dice'

'SCHWAG!'

'You got the shaft'

'Shut up you're fat'

'eh'

'Sketchy...'

'NO. IT'S FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.'

'I am going to have sex with alllll the girls'

'You aren't the hebrew hammer, just a jewbrew.'

-Lauren
 
werd and stfu

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The above comment is the veiws and opinions of I, Craige Diaz and i hereby accept no responsibility for them.

 
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