What's the longest you have gne without taking a shower?

3 weeks, tuna fishing, covered in tuna blood, slime, and scales the whole time :)

and in elementary school id only shower twice a week, after hockey practice and games
 
I went 3 months without a shower but I still washed myself, just with a bucket of water and a smaller bucket of water. When I got back to civilization I took a bath for like 3 hours.
 
I'm at 1 week and it's already bad. Not your standard week. Sweating a bunch to start it off shit like that, I smell worse than roadkill.

I think by thursday ill cave and finally take a shower
 
Prolly like 10 days in the summer. But the real impressive thing is 7 showers in one day. none of which in my own house, went to some bitches house to use her trampoline on a 98 degree day. took a shower after each tramp sesh. Shit gets dirty when trampin to Redman's Dare iz a Darkside but you gotta stay fresh by them ladies and all.
 
15 days probably. can't waste the water when you're out in the middle of the ocean and the shower line goes directly from your drinking water tanks. gotta deal with smelling bad and finding fish scales on your pillow from falling off in your hair. the fish blood is easy to deal with though.
 
A few weeks. I had a couple months where I just did nitrous all day every day and wrote poems, I was at the pinnacle of not giving a shit.

 
about a week while i sat in the slammer. i knew i would be getting out sooner or later, so i steered clear of the showers. best meal, shower, and beers I've ever had in my life when i finally got out.
 
Probably 6 days over winter break, I could stick my hair straight up and it would stay like that. Taking a shower felt sooo good haha
 
I'll be the first to admit that I enjoy nitrous just as much as the next guy, but if this is true you have severe brain damage/probably lost at least 20 IQ points. A couple months all day every day? i doubt it
 
Get educated dude, with oxygen mixed in its basically safe. My IQ might have dropped if i was huffing straight, but 5050d, you're good.

It was a pretty interesting time, anyway.
 
either way, you're depriving your brain of oxygen. I've had days sitting on a tank for 6+ hours, even doing it "safe" and the next day you always feel retarded
 
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