Whats the funniest commercial youve seen?

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The new rocky one with all the old people,that has to be the most hilarious commercial ever,its so damn funny

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its defintitly not the funniest but i like that commercial with Willy Nelson in it. I think its for H & R Block.

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this one we have here, its a local commercial, for loans and shit, they have the LOAN MAN, he has a cape and tights, and a lightning bolt, hes a fairy

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European and Autralian commercials are so much funnier that American comercials. They get away with more there.

 
Hahah, I love the new Lubex commercial where they are like 'you never see old vehicles in commercials' and then they have old 82 vans and super old rusty cars like flying over bumps and going through courses and stuff. Maybe you have to watch it...

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in breckenridge they have some fishing shop. they're radio commercial always plays:

'so come on down to MASTER...Bate and tackle. we got suckers...'

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terry tate. hands down. the full one on the reebok site is fuckig hilarious.

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the new blockbuster commercial.. the one with the bunny and gerbal. but now they have a mouse ans try using it to 'get on the net' oh haha.. the mouse squeaks its funny'

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there's one dutch commercial a saw somewhere that's for a learn-english course. a family sits in a car, turns on the radio and a song that keeps repeating 'i wanna fuck you in the ass' is on. and they like it without understanding the words. it's hilarious. the kids are like 'cool song' (in dutch talk, of course).

 
I saw that one, go to www.stupidvideos.com there are a lot of funny commericals there, and regular videos, the grandma kicks baby is also a hella funny one

 
i like the dodge ones, i dont know why...but and old snickers one was good...this guy is painting the end zone on the football field for the kansas city cheifs...and a head honcho walks out and hes like, 'Looks good...but who are the chefs?' Of course, me telling you really isn't that funny, but trust me, it was good.

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yeah the office linebacker pwns

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DAMNIT KILLSWITCH!!!!!!!! i was gonna say that! but that is by far the most fucking hilarious commercial in the world

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i love the jack in the box chipotle commercial and the volkswagon one where he licks the handle! they make me laugh every time

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the one for the canned salmon where the dude kicks the bear in the junk!

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the lockbuster one where the rabbit gets hit with the carrot. The one Nine milla mentioned was good too.

I also saw one european cell phone commercial too that was great. this hot chick in a really short skirt is closing up shop one day, and it has the bars that roll down from above to cover the door. every time she bends down to close it, the phone rings inside. this happens a couple of times, then the camera pans out and there are two old men sitting at a cafe across the street watching her with a cell phone. funny stuff

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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
some dodge commercial were a dog runs into a parked car and you hear it's pathetic yelp. then it zooms out and says 'they even look fast'

not sure if it's dodge though

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fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

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the new glad one with that bald guy...cant remember his name. hes taking out the garbage and the bag breaks. the noise he makes is the funniest thing on tv

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i had downloaded a german pepsi commercial of kazaa,some guy sees a hot chick on tv with a pepsi and then daydreams that shes knockin at his door and he answers and then they starts fuckin her doggy and you see the penetration and then he busts a nut all over her ass and you see that too,it ends with him realizin he was daydreamin but then a real knock at the door comes and it was her,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
bigskia.. that was a toyota commerical i think, it was for the celeca. they did another one where a cop on a motorcycle trys to pull over a billboard w/ the cars picture on it. that was pretty good too.

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i like the milk of magnesia commercials where the person tells u what they do and then says 'some mornings i was so constipated i could hardly concentrate

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a great one is the dentyne ice commercial..when he is stranded on the island with one piece of gum...its just great because of the laugh when he checks his breath haha

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yeah, terry tate is awesome.

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the new heineken (the real reason you came to the bar) is great if you pick up on it, some people just dont get it.

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the new heineken (the real reason you came to the bar) is great if you pick up on it, some people just dont get it.

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
havent any of u seen the nike streaker commercial? that is the funniest commercial by far

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No, the Reebok streaker one is funnier. Its like the Nike one where the guy is running around naked, but then Triple T comes out and tackles the steaker.

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The one last year during the super bowl when itsl ike robot wars and its like a refrigerator and the doors open and its a miller lite or soemthing and then the hammer hits the other robot. that ones pretty funny

and the new molson one when the guys says ''can I have a I'm getting freaky with rons girlfriend and he doesn't even know about it lager?'' the way he says lager is hilarious to me

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