Whats the dumbest thing uve ever done???

i have done sooo much stupid shit in my time... the most recent i would have to say is i stole a shopping cart with my buds and we threw a bunch of wood and hockey sticks of mine and just random shit and got out the WD-40 and some nail polish remover and then the match in the middle of my back yard which everyone in the whole neighborhood could see and then being my retarded self left the burned wood and shit in the shopping cart in the middle of my back yard, parents werent to happy about that one, ill try to think of a better one tho.

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tonights stupid thing was walking through a McDonlads drive in with an invisible standard minivan filled with soccer players....cars were on both sides of us front and back....it was great

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

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dude, i would have drank my blood for 10 dollas, who'd you find to pay you 5 bills? shit hook me up

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
 
not to major of an injury but deffinately a stupid thing to do. This summer i was out hiking and on the last day as we were leaving that morning we were making a fire and i found like a 8 foot log and was gonna break it by leaning it on a bigger log and stomping on it. well i miss kicked it and the long side jumped up and hit me in the face. It was fun 13 stitches under my left eye and chipped off a bit of my bone around my eye.

 
haha i ran into a wall and sprained my back... oops...

SKI, SEX, AND FUCKING ROLL!!

*When you call my name it's like a little prayer

I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there

In the midnight hour I can feel your power

Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there*
 
I cock blocked myself once...

On Halloween this year I got fucking wasted (like 30 beer wasted)....picked up this Hotty named Shannon from North Van...went to the can to take a piss, came out and my homies were like whoa your fucking wasted, come on lets go home...so I went to shannon and tryed to tap her on her head to get her attention, but because i was so fucking tuned I fell into it and smoked her right in the temple with my two fingers...hahaha...she turned around looking mad...but then saw it was me and flashed a verry confused smile...so what does my drunk ass do...go in for a kiss with my fucking tounge already out...she just turned her head...meanwhile my homies are watching this and trying to drag me out of the bar, too bad I can outpower both of them with little to no effort...

anyway I ended up going home alone and then waking up the next morning not knowing any of this, kinda stoaked cause it seemed like a good night (had her number in my pocket) and then my homies told me the story of what went down.....

fuck...

....mind you I called her later and she was cool with it and I met up with her afew more times untill I realised she was a dumb hoe..haha

Bizz

 
I have shit my pants!! Thats it, the worst thing you can do, because I have shit my pants at school.

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

WHOOOO!!! BUMS GONE WILD 2002!! WOOOOO!
 
I actually used to care about the bases of my skis, and payed for p-tex, which, actually, in retrospect, I probably should use. But yeah, the other night my friends and I hit a rail at my school, white-painted rail, next moring we check it out, HUGE black scratches all the way down it, and I keep waiting for someone to come up to me, take me in, and absolutely chew my ass out for it, but so far, I don't think anyone knows. Let's hope it stays that way...

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
well considering i do dumb things everyday, the worst was probaby when i was going up to the mountain (baker), took a corner too fast, hit the guard rail sideswiping my passenger side of my car, kept driving, not thinking it did any damage, but really putting andy and i's lives in danger.. lesson learned, dont drive to fast on mtn. roads you dont know.

*brooke*

'I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.'
 
...unless you drive a subaru and know how to drive

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
Me and a friend taped fireworks to about 10 floppy cds and threw it out the window at a bunch of kids playing street hockey. It was great they all screamed than started poking it wit the hockey sticks and calling there parents than they came and set it on my front porch and my parents found it.

Ordinary People Do Fucked Up Things When Fucked Up Things Become Ordinary

Damnation is eternal.

All souls cry out for salvation.

There is no salvation without suffering

 
this isnt dumd, but ride your bikew through the mcdonalds drive thru, everyone gets mad, including the customers and employess

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
Bizz, you live in Vancity... I'll pay you $100 plus the cost of beer if you drink 30 beers in front of me... and not light beer neither. Godamn lying fruitbooter. Oh and oyu gota not pass out or upchuck for a hour afterwords.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
30 beers? lol....you can do it with light beer infront me if you want. and you can pass out or whatever too as long as you drink 30 beers.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
Left a girl when I should have stayed.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body
 
My friend made one of those model rockets that has a gunpowder engine. We decided to make 'homemade fireworks' by filling a ziplock bag with gas and putting it in the top of the rocket. The plan was that the little blast at the end that shoots out the parachute would blow up the bag instead. So, being as smart as we were, we went into a farmers field and launched it. It went up, burst into flames and rained down fire and rocket parts. The fire then hit the dry plants on the field and set them on fire. We ran and never came back.

-Mike

::Ontario Freeskiing::

viva la resistance!!
 
That's the coolest story i've ever heard!^^^^^!

this one time i was reading a book and it said not to mix toilex, and bleach together or someshit, and it makes a tear gas,

so what did i do?

i mixed it up outside, in a bucket, at first it wasn't doing much so i leaned in and took a deep breath, I swear my heart started skipping beats and i counld breath,

i spent the next while lying on my side throwing up on the lawn....

'I'm still Ugly'
 
ok i have a new story....after drinking a few beers i was a little sick, i then CHUGGED a beer cup of VODKA, thats right at least 12 ounces of vodka in one sip. i think i almost died.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

-head honcho of ecvm
 
i broke my mother fucking hip on the 3rd day of ski season, then when i could ski again, but not jump i went into the park, threw a switch 3, stuck it, so i went for the switch cork five ate shit and rebrokeit, on my first day back, im a fucking idiot

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
ah sometime go running around at night on a really hilly golf course, it is the weirest feeling ever youve gots to try it

no matter ho much you shake and dance, three drops always end up in your pants
 
this past saturday, i got super drunk, hit a kid for now reason. then when a friend dropped me off at home at 3:30 in the morning, i jumped in my mom's car, drove to a friends house, walked in, woke up his parents, but he wasn't there. then i went to another friends house, drove into his boat, and knocked a bunch of shit over in his garage and took off. luckly he was up and went out looking for me (he know's my handywork). and i don't remember any of it. vodka kicks my ass pretty bad.

DAMN GLOBAL WARMING!
 
okay over winter break i was playing beruit for like 2 hours straight...so i was pretty tanked. anyways we did some shots afterwards and then my friend decides to have a meatball eating contest. (there was a giant pot of meatballs). so anyways we are eating them like crazy and finally i backed down and lost. so later on i was drinking some more while i was watching tv and all of a sudden i had to shit. so i run into the bathroom (thanks to the meatballs) and get ready to shit. as i am sitting on the can my stomach starts to feel really wierd and all of a sudden i feel like i have to puke. so i spin around and start puking in the toilet, but the nasty thing was that i continued to shit on the floor while i was puking. anyways after it was over my drunk ass passed out on the living room floor. i woke up to my friends screaming, which was coming from the bathroom. i go in there and there was puke and shit all over the place. on the floor you could see where i had tried to clean up the poop because it was sorta ground in the carpet. and then for some reason my drunk ass had put 2 new rolls of toilet paper into the toilet and there was vommit all over. they were flipping out and i was like man thats fucking gross, who did it? then people started noticing that i was the only person that had poop all over their pants. so i grabbed some garbage bags and cleaned it up.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
Whistlermann

You live in whis?

I'll come up with my homie shmuck one night and we'll do it, he has seen it, and so has Harvey and Eric and Jeffy and some others, Wiener

anyway, ya no prob,

 
supilot you made my day

'What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? just 'cause shes got big titties? or is it the way, he fights everyday? no, its probably the titties'
 
yeah i did this back when i was a little snowlerblader, probably like 3 years ago, so i was at mount snow and i had to meet my parents for lunch at like 200, and it was 205 and i was on the south face so i could get back without another lift ride up, so i head into this area that says danger dont go skiing alone and thats about all i see on the sign, so i go down it and it ends up to be some cross country trail that was kinda steep in the beggining so i didnt want to go back up, so i end up cross country skiing like 6 miles on my skiboards until like 600 when i get to some remont cross country skiing inn where i finally get a ride to mount snow form some random lady that worked there

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
went sledding behind our quad in my boxers and snow boots...only...drank a shot a tobasco sauce, took a rather large drink of something that had water, and the hottest hot sauce i have tasted in my whole life in it (mojority, hot sauce). Eatin orange peelings...I'm a jackass...planning on (once we get snow) sledding of my roof in to the ground...I'll com up with for jackass stuff to do this winter....hahaha

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Leader of Skiboarders Anonymous.

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

I have now named my hands....Right side - Mary-Kate, Left Side - Ashley (I can't have the real thing....The Silent Army has them....so i go for next best...)
 
I straitlined a table top from 4 times the recomended takeoff length, flew over the jump, executed a perfect window-wind-down grab, landed about 20 metres further on, and the impact fractured my spine, made me shit in my pants and blood was coming from every hole.

So I went for a beer after to recover and it was only a year later when I was helicoptered off the hill in December that they found the solution to all my back pains in the x-ray machine............

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
ouch!

my dumbest thing was trying to re-enact some stuff from cky 3. i stood on the top of my buddy's van and jumped into a big bush on the side of the road. it hurt like a mother fucker!

Viva la Resistance!

Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?

 
well, it was in the summer, i had far too much too drink and thought it would be a great way to impress the ladies by walking the railing of a bridge. anyways i actually sucessfully walked a good 15 feet before falling off, at least 60 feet to flat pavement, luckily i fell onto the bringe, but still got all fucked up cause i landed on my side on that sharp metal grate stuff, there were many unexplained cuts and bruises the next morning

 
broke my collar bone snowboarding, then tried to run across a wall and fell right on it 2 weeks later, then broke it again putting on a sweat shirt a week after that, then slipped on ice and broke it, ive broken it 7 times now

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::

 
I've zipped my penis up........In jean zippers. I zipped up in real high grade U.S.A. rusted jean zipper.

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Suck My Dick ! ! !

--Yes, but do you know the muffin man?--

**In The Land OF The Blind The Man With One Eye Is King**
 
thats hillarious ds91, did you break it in the same place every time, cause if you did id just take it out and put in a metal replacement or sometihng

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SU, i just laughed so hard i thought i was gonna get yelled at at work.

i like to sled behind cars so when it snowed like 2-3 inches over turkey day i got stoned and had my bro tow me. it was all good til he sped up and i couldn't see cause of pow in my face, i ended up rolling off my sled to the side, thought i was fine, only going like 25 mph... til the next second when i went off the road and i smacked a friggin tree with my knee

i forgot about there being no snowbanks to shield me. i wasn't wearing a helmet (if i hit my head it'd be all over), and it was dark, my bro didn't even know i fell off for a while, when he finally turned around i was crawling back up to the road... he looked at me and said, 'my turn'

i ate lots of painkillers after that, but the worst was that we were out of weed.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
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