Whats the dumbest thing uve ever done???

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well id have to say... i was at hood over the summer, had my blue a frames witht he fire lens in my mouth. the guys asked for my ticket so i obliged, then proceeded to the lift. as we took of from the station i noticed my goggles were no longer in my teeth.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.

 
well, one time i snowboarded for a week...

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
ive done too many dumb things to recall

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tried to milk a cat

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
oh god... well, recently, it was closing myself in the car door (bruised hip for weeks) but i wouldnt say that was the stupidest thing ever. ill have to think about that one.

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Pumped 50 liters of regular gas into a diesel truck.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
oh yeah jibs, i remember that thread... haha.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
i once got my penis stuck in an elephant's ass hole, the stupid thing was i got myself caught with my penis in an elephants ass hole

close your eyes, huck like mad and tweak till your spine snaps. Now go jump off of that cliff!
 
a few friends of mine drank 2.5 litres of chocoltae milk each and threw up all over mcdicks floor and washroom, i filmed it, so it was the most stupid thing in the past week i guess, but not over all

don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
 
no i got it, the other day i opened a car door into my face, it was fucking rad

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I SO OWN THIS THREAD!! read my story.......

ok so i decide to try snowboarding, on my shit ski area in MN. i had been skiin all day, late march, unusually cold and windy. we're riding on nothin but crap ice. i rent the board, go up to the top of this shit bunny type hill. im on my heelside edge lookin down the hill sliding. i catch the toeside edge and fall forward. i put my hands out, my right hits first, and i broke my arm in two spots. i have to frucking walk back down the hill. i learned somethin tho-- god wants me to ski and not sno board.

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i was drunk and high was meeting some of my friends at some orchards since some park rangers kicked us out of the park we were chillin at. i made a wrong turn and got fucking lost in the orchards. i fucking drove around in the orchards for like a hour till i found a gate that wasn't locked.

Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
 
breaking my collar bone first day or camp doing stupid shit....or riding my bike down a golf course drunk, but it was fun shit

 
near my house there is a waterfowl preserve place its just a marsh adn stuff where lots of people go to drink and smoke. We were already really fucked up and were waiting for some friends to get htere and were playing frisbee and near me if i ran to far i would go into this nast marsh watery mud stuff. But if my friend went to far he would roll down the bluffs down to the beach. My 3rd frind throws it to the kid near the bluff he steps off the edge and rolls down a long ass way. We get down to him and he is cut up everywhere we were going to take him to the hospital but he just started laughing. It is just a steep as hell hill with no plants or anything just dirt for like 100 feet he fell down though and he was still holding the frisbee hah.

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definitely the dumbest thing ever happened about a 3 weeks ago. I got drunk and then cut a chunk out of my hair and through it on the table, my friend put it in the cup i was drinking out of and then told me if i chugged it my hair would grow back quicker, i chugged it and there was hair all over my mouth and face, pretty gross eh, well i don't remember a bit of it just got told about it every day for the next three weeks and counting.

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smoked on a boardwalk in a park in the middle of the day while a bike cop happened to ride by...

'i fucking bent over and spread my ass cheeks in the mirror and watched my asshole quiver as i ripped a fatty...now that was fucking insightful, not to mention inspiring.'- alpentalik

 
I have a tendancy to walk into glass panels that are next to glass doors. Or, I don't get the door all the way unlatched before I try and walk through and run into it.

 
oh, i also broke some beer bottles over my head a few years back. The first one took 13 tries before it broke, the second one broke on the first try, and the third one, on the second try, broke and sliced my finger open. Had to go to the hospital to get 2 stitches.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
Going past a cop going 95 mph in a 55 mph just after I clambaked my car probably wasn't the smartest thing I have ever done...

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'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
whats clambaking? when you smoke out your car?

'i fucking bent over and spread my ass cheeks in the mirror and watched my asshole quiver as i ripped a fatty...now that was fucking insightful, not to mention inspiring.'- alpentalik

 
clambaking your car is when you smoke a shit loadwith windows up...so the smoke is still in there

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i would have to say watching my friend back straight into some other car without telling him to watch out, we were all sober too

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friends on the soccer team bus were trying to piss in a bottle to throw out the window onto the highway to see it explode. anyways they found out they couldnt squirt under pressure with everyone watching. so i said give me the bottle, i filled her up and chucked it out the window without really looking first and it exploded right infront of a honda accord and it covered it with piss. anyways the bus driver caught me. the next day the principle called down all my friends as witnesses before he called me down to get them to spill, but they all covered for me and played dumb. then i went down to the office, lied to my principles face and got off just like that(i made up a great story, which i had a night to think up). a week later the bus driver was fired. ;)

 
haha, so they fired him cause they thought he was lieing??

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SUpilot, that is fucking awesome man....

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haha. that is kickass SUpilot.

You know that milk you had with your cereal this morning? Well, I pissed in it. PASTEURIZE THAT BITCH.
 
yeah i never got in trouble for anything before that incident so i had a really good rep with the teachers and stuff. i made up a story(to tell the principle) saying how the bus driver was driving overly aggressive cause she was in a bad mood for some reason and i felt like my friends and myself were put at risk. its pretty bad, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

 
...NO FUCKING WAY!!! SUpilot, we're piss brothers or somethin...maybe you live in ottawa and heard my story..But i was in grade..11 and we cause a lot of shit on the ski club bus, coffee creamers and elastic bands...we were chucking everything out the window..towels, cleaner bottles, the garbage cans...I threw a toilet brush at a woman....but we were at a red light and she told the bus driver. but on the way back..I thought it'd be a good idea to piss in a bottle...so I did, and chucked it in downtown ottawa.......all of a sudden..red and blue boys...pulled the bus over and came on the bus...walked to the back and i had to bullshit.....I got ratteed out at school and got suspended and kicked outta ski club.

but the dumbest thing I've done lately is watching cky videos and then drinking a pitcher and half a 26 of whisky shots on my going away night...climbing a tree (after many attempts) and looked down and seeing a hedge...remembering cky and the guy that jumped off his house into a tree..I thought it's be a good idea to jump into the hedge when I sprained my ankle just the day before...I didn't make it and fucked up my other ankle and toe..Now I still have the double limp......yup..you want dumb stories..Im the king.

'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
 
my friend ashley - she's really dumb.

but um, yea - dumbest thing... shit, i do a lot of stupid shit. oh i know - drove down main st. in stayner on a saturday afternoon with 4 of us (without helmets) on a stolen 4-wheeler. yep.

Darryl Hunt

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yeah i never heard your story skipimp..lol. that incident did get me voted 'most likely not to get caught' in the school year book ;)

 
i was actually voted class clown last yr...but the porto pottie thing was really dumd...and i ended up with stitches

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
uhhhh. that game where you take a knife and try to put it between each one of your fingers, like going left to right, then right to left really fast? dont try that when drunk. also, wicked thumb burns from a water bongitybong that sucked flame straight through the chamber to the choke, where my thumb was. that fuckin hurt

 
oh yeah, sleeping with a fat chick.....for free

'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
 
Mine has to be lighting a METAL shot glass with white sambucca in it and letting it burn for abouta minute. Then sticking it on the plam of my hand. I have a ring shaped scar there now. Its fading but its still there after 9 months...

Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!

 
Misty flipped the waterfalls at whistler with way to much speed, and nearly got burried and fucked

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ok. heres a dumb one. i got real bored last summer so i got a bike helmet and a huge roll of fire crackers. after taping the firecrackers to the helmet, we lit um off and i started running around. when they started going off, a large amount of them blew off and exploded right next to my left ear. now im like half deaf in my left ear. pretty dumb.

Then there was the bondfire. we had this huge fire burning, and i was trying to brake this big log. i figured i could use a rock like a fulcrum to help brake it. i reached down and grabed this big rock and started to roll it out. When i rolled it out, i saw the fire that was burning under it, and then i felt my hand. I had 2 degree burns on all five of my fingers on my left had. thats real dumb too.

 
..yup...you're a bonefied moron.

'Fuckin injuns'

'Fuckin injuns'

'Man, it's like all my ass hairs are knotting toghether and when i walk, it's like, OW! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER!!' - my bud greg on a hike

SUck My AnTeAtEr
 
I think that the dumbest thing that I've ever done was make a video of me and my girlfriend having sex and letting it lay around the house.

Heat sucks.
 
shit, that sucks. did anybody find it?

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
oh shit dude yeah that does suck, that would be the worst having your parents find the tape, tell me that didnt happen////

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
not really one of my more stupid things but it was really cool at the time...playing tag with bottle rockets ...its sooooooooooo sweet when youre stoned...its like the matrix stuyle man

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I HATE IT WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE AND THEN START TALKING TO THEM, AND THEN THEY TURN ROUND AND ITS LIKE A TOTAL STRNGER, FUCK YOU FEEL LIKE A DICK, I DO IT HEAPS MAN!

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we had some fireworks at my friends house on a real dry windy day and we were up on his 2nd story deck lighting them off. I was thirsty so i told my friend to make some cool aid. while he was in the kitchen we lit a fountain one off on his deck railing after a little while we saw smoke coming up from below the deck. i looked over the railing to see a huge ring of fire. So i backed up and ran, jumped straight overthe railing on the 2 story high deck down onto his trampoline, and started trying to stomp out the knee high flames. as this was happening i noticedhis neighbor walking around their rv, all i could see was his feet starting to walk toward the end. well the ring of flame was about 6 ft wide and growing fast and just as his neibor came into wiew my friend ran and dumped the coolaid on the fire and by some miracle it actually smothered the whole thing. we all got in hella trouble when his mom came home to a huge ring of charcoal shrubs though.

 
This is a quality read boys...defenitely quality.

Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
 
i'm gonna make that my sig

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
Stupidest thing I ever did was Drianed A liter (canadian talk for a quart) of my own blood. Slowley over a week or so (I put the blood in the fridge) Then I drank the whole thing. It was nasty but I got $500 out of it. It makes your pee go red

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(get really high)

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that is digusting, how did you get the blood? i'd prolly do it for $500 too, but not canadian, cause that's only like $100 american

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_
 
hah shit that is screwed up draining our blood. i guess $500 is quite a bit of money though

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