What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

[FUUUCK]

I don't cry when I cut up a hooker.

 

[Hammyslapwagon]

4/10

points for Han Solo

 

[Tall_Paul]

this thread is now about koalas

 

[Tall_Paul]

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[FUUUCK]

you rang?

 

[GayWolf420]

So a horse walks Into a bar. The bartender looks and says "Hey! You're a horse. You're not supposed to be here'" and kindly escorted him out.

 

[J_Christoph]

 

[FUUUCK]

A man walks into a bar-

"OUCH!"

 

[Doug_Gusworthy]

 

[Doug_Gusworthy]

 

[DubV134]

i dont try to see how many fingers i can fit in an onions ass

 

[Anathema]

 

[A_Unicorn]

I was going to make a koala joke, but i doubt I have the right koalafications.

 

[Randy_Quench]

 

[Chunter]

What did the mexican say when the house fell on him?

Get off me homes.

 

[zakaroo]

Koalas got moves

 

[schmelliot]

 

[Ski_Alot]

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[stalefish.]

that joke was fucking stupid.

 

[iFlip]

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 

[JWoods]