Whats the deal with cartwheels on skis???

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I was up at snowbird yesterday and there was a little 5 footer under the lift i was on. Some kids were jumping the cliff flipping halfway, landing on their heads, and then rolling out of it. As me and my friends were mocking them, theyu yelled up at us that it's a new trick called a cartwheel. Has anyone else seen this kind of pathetic attempt at 'inventing' a new trick???

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sounds like a little kid that whos head is so heavy, every time he tries a lincoln loop, the weight of his head pointed him downwards head-first.

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^ hahaha... sounds like they are trying to do a lincoln (spelling) but since they cant get all the way around they are trying to break ther necks...

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doesnt brad holmes do those all the time? like a lawn dart or something, all stalled out?

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Sound's liek a lincoln loop, Hey way to be an asshole to little kid's having fun!!!

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they were probably kidding around

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cant wait to see one off chads gap, or an 80 foot table.

yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.

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Rob Holmes is a hack that throws himself off cliffs and jumps. He's just dumb and will seriously hurt himself. No style, no skill, no anything. Of course I've never even seen him make a turn but from those clips i think he sucks.

 
I think lawn darts are a poor excuse to waste expensive 16mm film.

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fuck you lawn darts are the most amazing thing ever too be filmed,

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FUCK YOU i really like FUCK YOU lawn darts FUCK they YOU look sweet MOTHA FUCKAFUCKYOUCUNTNIGGABITCHASSHOEBAG

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what a nut ROb Holmes, oh my

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I think rob holmes has great style in his lawn darts, it has to be hard to stall em out for 10 seconds and 200 feet. Give respect, shit talkers are pussys. Pussy

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Yeah, landing on yer head takes mad skill, right.

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Lets not and then lets ask why the fuck would I want to land on my head???

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i can do front hand springs on flat ground, eh eh Que Pasa?

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Hell if you don't want to land on your head than you're in skiing for all the wrong reasons buddy.

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ive seen a snowboarder do it before

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you guys are sooo lame. ripping on some little kids that are having more fun than you? awesome! i can see it now 'man, cartwheels are so fucking stupid. crapneto.com is stupid too. lets fucking go do 180s off some rollers and get dope and shit.'

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is about 50x harder. and on top of that, you used all your special tricks to beat the Decoy, and you are also low on life. and you have a crappy third party controller.
 
cartwheels off jumps is a new one over on me.

generally thay are something to be done in chopped out powder when you're just screwing around when headed down the hill(more specifically boring parts)

sounds stupid but they are quite enjoyable.

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sounds like the kids made it up but prob true

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I'm not bitching on them for doing cartwheels. I'm bitching on them for purposely landing on their heads. 14 year-olds don't have the mental capacity (apparently) to distinguish safe skiing and stupid skiing. It would be a very bad thing for our sport If resorts and manufacturers were getting sued by parents because their kids are paralyzed from doing some stupid trick they thought looked cool. Lets think about this people!

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