not gonna lie, thats pretty pimp. i'd sell it all since im not a wine fan lol. 
craziest thing though...
i crashed a little kids lazer tag birthday, super ripped with my friends, and bailed when the mom said she was calling the cops lol.
i dunno, thats not really that crazy. its mostly general stuff, like trippling the speed limit, egging peoples cars when thier in them, sneaking into the movies like 100 times, 24 hour wal-mart shenanigans (hockey games, boxing, football, biking, grandpa shoes, etc), and other stuff like that.