whats the coolest crash

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i was watching some of my vids today and was going through the crash sections, what do you guys think is the coolest, hardest, funniest crash ever. For me it would have to be a crash in subject to change over chads gap where the guy over shoots the landign by like 100 feet. If you got a fav crash tell us about it or poast it. Later

JJ

 
i like the one i subject to change where he kills the branch of the tree trying to hit the jump switch. yeah, makes me laugh.

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two in propaganda, the one where the guy forgets to spin 90 and nuts the entire rail at mammoth or the one where the guy doesnt quite strp up enough on that step up, i love the crash part of propaganda. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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hahaha yeah man propaganda... definately the one where he dont make the step up.. thats halarious... he just hits the walls of snow... wonder if he like rolled down it or something...

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The one where he hits the huge wall of snow is great, that would be so fun to do.

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ben larsen skiing into this ditch/walkway thingy, and his tips didnt go up the other side...hardcore faceplant...hella dope...or maybe when he did it again, and leaned back too far, and rode up...to backflip back down...

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Its not a ski movie but, if you've ever seen crusty 2000, the opening in that movie has some of the funniest gut wrenching shit i've ever seen.

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Candide eating shit into chad's

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Hahahhahahahaha, fuckin Andy. I disagree, Id say the best crash is when andy hurt his leg on a rail we found burried in the snow.

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no no no...that hurt...been over a weak...and its still all tender...but...i guess it was a pretty good one

'Sing to the shelled ones and they will heal your wounds' ecco the dolphin
 
That rail was brutal, I cut my hand on it and it almost got infected hella bad, it itched and shit.

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bah! you people just rejected my thread about crashes. anyways... i like the one in Propaganda with Jon doing a dspin in Hood during the summer. yknow? he overrotates and tries to land switch after a massive amount of air.

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No way, the one in Further, when that one guy breaks his hip on the cliff. That was hugely painful, and sweet at the same time.

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theres this one in the vids section where some guy gour flying into the landing of a huge gap jump..oh man...look for it..you'll find it!

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I think the worst was at this year's Whistler World Skiing Invitational big air when Iannick Brouiellet was coming into the jump switch and.. well... kinda missed the jump. He ended up smoking a few people beside the jump. I was drunk and laughing my ass off. Oh the humanity!

 
theres some really good ones in snowboard movies. Like in stand and diliver, i think it was jim rippy but some guy trys a big back on a snowmobile and lands on his head with the snowmobile ontop of him.

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i think the best one is in the strike three trailer on the bridge...it made me cry just watching it...

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cmon, in propaganda's duff section, when there's like 2 people hitting up the quarter pipe and someone lands behind the deck! i have no clue what happened to him, but he must have been fucked up. also when whoever it is nuts a rail for the first time in second gen...funny shit

 
when gram broke his arm doing a 2 foot straight air in the pipe

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i got two fav. crashes... one is the snowboarder who fuckes up on the step-up in Tee Time and hit's it upside down, goes perfectly with the music.. and the second one would be Dave Pauls busting his shoulder the season before the one that just finished. he did a barani and stomped it perfectly, after landing he reverts to forward but catches his edge and WHAM, right on his shoulder and separates it hardcore. (i wasn't there, but laughed at him a ton afterwards)... actually - dave's got a ton of good crashes.

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We caught this one tape in March or so, doing a handrail, my buddy on his board finally greased it all sick like and when he comes off, hes lookign back at us, yelling shit and pumping his fists, then he runs into a tree and pops out his knee! It was hilarious, until he was almost passed out from the pain. But the tuff bastard didnt even go to the hospital, he just whacked it again and popped 'er back in!

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best crash i've ever seen was in the clip of the week section at tetongravity.com anyone who hasnt seen it should check it out. the title is 'rob holmes huge lawn dart' and thats what it is pretty much... just that he doesnt get it all the way around and lands on his head... off from one of the biggest cliffs ive ever seen anyone take.

Just for sheer guts, the best crash is the one from Ski movie 2, when the guy takes and falls on that rail about 40 times.

And if anyone has seen Area 1, one of the last crashes in the fall section... the guy who does a rodeo or something and hits the lip of the jump upside down with his head... ow.

 
yeah the one where the guy hits the pyramid on this site thats a good one, or any of the crashes in second generation

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ski movie 2 when shannon schad racks himself hard on a rail

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the part in the flying circus when the guy tries a double back and comes up short and his face smashes into the ground

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just the other day I was biking and we were hitting a gap that could fit 5 people a and a newspapper in it. I had already crashed on it so I told me freind to go. I heard him say that he hit it so I went and when I came down the hill I just hurd someone say he didn;t and I was probly going about 40k slammed on my front brakes(backbrakes don't work) but my front tire had already left and while I was in the air I didn;t let go of my break landed, did a few flips... then my bike landed.... My face was coverd in mud so when I went home to wash it of, I saw that my face was pretty much destroed, cuts all over my face and my lip was riped open at the corner, not to mention the biggest fat lip ever!

 
all in propaganda: when some guy tries to hit a rail between to things(cant see what they are) and catches a ski in the it. he goes flying. also the kinked rail in the dark where buddy goes head first into the cement. and when bornokowski tries to slide the rail between the two q pipes and misses, hits the side of the wall and then hits the ground

 
Rekker I saw thta crash in person at alta, it was fucking crazy. I was standing at the bottom of that bowl and you heard this huuuuuuuge thud.

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i fell out of the scoop of a tractor this weekend, it was fucking wicked. i was like 12 feet up, just chillin, than my friend who was driving it around the yard flipped the scooper thing over really fast and I fell. one of my arms is all cut up, but it wa funny. if you couldnt tell yet, both of us were drunk

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ummmmm...the strike three trailer....crichton....OMG

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Dammit! Skodeo, how big was the cliff? It looked like over 100 feet, but the angle on the video is kinda wierd! Details man!

 
yo, the funniest crash i have ever seen is, in the weekend my mate crash and fell into a river, it was soo funny, he got fucken wet man.

We were skiing this jump, this is at manganui in new zealand and he like just did a heli it was his first day for the season we were just chlling and he caught his edgen and like flung down and there is this rver under the snow and round some tussock and rocks, can't really see it, and he flung straight into it and flipped over and stuff, we call it the 'regimortus crash' coz he like goes all stiff before he coliides with a rock, and flips ove5r, its sooo funny, then hes like 'What the fuck, theres a fucken river here?, your fucken kidding me?' we were all pissing ourselves as he was just chilling in the river all fuck wet and confused. ahahahahahahhahahha had to be there i guess it was sooo funny.

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Yeah, when David C bailed on that bridge it was fucking hilarious. The second crash in propaganda was also great. Biggest rail nut ever.

 
probably that 'Rob Holmes Hucks his carcas' at TGR, or the Teton Gravity Clip of the Week labled 'SPLAT'. were the guy comes short on a gap and goes into a huge pile of snow, you just see an outline of his body in the snow.

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for sure the best crashes are either kevin's (lovetoski84) first front flip, where he landed on his back and his skis flew off, did like 3 flips in PERFECT synchonizaation, and stuck in the snow, or my misty 5 to late grounded back flip(backwards somersault on the ground, requires no twin tips)

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REAALLY OLD SCHOOL, but in Blizzard of ahhs, glen plake does a handspring over a crevase after going through a chute and off a cliff

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what about that competition in alaska in the late 1980's? there was a really bad crash while they were doing some extreme 'competition' big mountian skiing, and one guy took a bad fall. he broke his leg under the knee when he landed first and then he started to cartwheel, both skis off. the video is so sick, because you can see the guys broken leg come up in front of him and see the boot hit his head every time he does a cartwheel. In the end the guy had a badly broken knee and a concussion from the boot on that broken leg hitting him in the forehead so many times. sorry, i dont know where the video is tho.

 
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