What’s the biggest shit you’ve taken?

I was camping when I was 12 and the latrine was gross as fuck. It smelled so bad I couldn't even walk by it without vomiting. I made a conscious decision to just not shit for a whole week. Anyway I was loading up on trail mix and camp food so my insides were in a state of turmoil like 3 days into the trip. I was still feeling alright enough to hold it in so I presssed on and just decided to eat less. Then things took a turn for the worse. I went to take a shower that night. As I was taking my clothes off my mind just started following muscle memory and loaded a turd in the chamber. I tried to hold it in but I could feel it was being sucked out by its sheer gravity. The showerhouse was a 5 minute walk from the latrine so I wouldn't be able to make it. So I sat down on the bench like a pregnant women giving birth, and I held on. Ever take a shit so big you thought you were gonna die? I thought I was going to pass out at several points throughout the ordeal. The smell mixed with the warm shower steam to produce the most villainous odor. After 5 minutes of birthing that flaming log, I was done. I felt physically drained. But I still had to dispose of that gargantuan shit rocket. It was massive. I used a large, pump, shampoo bottle to scale it, then I used the bottle to knock it to the floor. The shit stayed together entirely as if it were made of some sort of concrete. I turned on the shower, pointed it at the log, locked the door and climbed under, and then I switched showers. The counselors eventually found it because the shit pile clogged the fucking drain. They reported the code brown at breakfast the next day. No one ever found out it was me. There were like 8 other copycat code browns in response.
 
When I was a kid I launched a real rocket. about the size of my current wrist & about 10 inches in length.

"How do you know this?"-ns

I shit on the floor of a park port-a-potty because someone had sprayed all over the seat
 
Man I saw this too late. Probably the one just now that clogged the toilet without paper. Weighed about 12 courics
 
Ive had a few memorable ones.

Explosive diarrhea a months ago was one for the books. I got sick from a cook that didnt wash his hands before making my pizza. For 4 days, I could hear and feel the water move through my bowels. Felt like I was going to shit at any time. When it was time to pass a shart, the water mixed with gas made everything blow out. There was shit everywhere; my ass, dick, clothing, ground... Just like in a comedy...except it wasnt funny at the time. Then the smell hit... It was worse than a landfill. Cleaning all that up couldnt get rid of the smell. Bleach was being neutralized by the bacteria and for weeks after, I would hallucinate the smell. There was no escape.

The time I got food poisoning from McDonalds was another. My burps felt like shit, my farts smelt like death and the shit was off the scale. I ended up puking from the smell. From that day on, I never ate McDonalds ever again.

A year ago, I passed this log. Seriously thought my insides were coming out. No illness or nothing, but it just didnt stop for a solid minute. Once complete, I couldnt get the turd to flush. I cut a broomstick handle and began breaking it up. There was no smell and the relief I got was heavenly. Probably the best shit in a long time.
 
Few years ago I walked to a friend's house to stay the night, but the he wasn't there yet (he was picking up booze). It was the first time I'd ever been to this friend's house. He texted me to go around to the back where there were some chairs. So I went back. About 20 feet from the back of the house there was a wood fence and a shed in front of that so being a sketch 15 year old I decided to hide between them. A dog started barking in the house. And I realized I had to shit. BAD. 10 minutes later I had released enough gas to violate the Geneva Convention. After the longest 15 minutes of my life my friend yells to me from the next house over. Turns out I was waiting in the dark behind the wrong house for 15+ minutes. I jumped the fence and as soon as he let me in I booked it for the basement toilet. It was explosive. For the first time in my life I actually filled the fucking bowl, well above the water line. The relief was amazing. I got up and immediately said "what the fuck" as it was pitch black. Needless to say it didn't flush. So over the course of the night the toilet accumulated dip spit, piss, and vomit. It was the worst smell I've EVER experienced in a bathroom, and I will never know how this dude explained it to his dad a day later because when I came back the next weekend the toilet was still fucked. I think he ended up having to scoop the contents into a bucket before it was operational again. Good times.
 
One of my friends once had a "six flusher". He came out of the public bathroom cracking his knuckles with a huge smile on his face waiting to tell us the news
 
Y'all got nothing on OP's mom, she a took shit that was 8 pounds 6 ounces, maybe if she threw it in a dumpster we wouldn't have deal op's shitty threads .
 
not me but one time I waltzed into my dorm's suite bathroom and found one of my roomies had taken a shit that went "full circle", aka it went round the entire rim of the bowl I kid you not...
 
It wasn't a shit I've taken, but about a month ago I walked into a bathroom stall and saw, hands down, the largest shit I have ever seen. I'm talking a kids sized football shit. There was no flushing this bad boy, and it was so stiff that an attempted flush would not faze it. It was impressive. Very comparable to that south park episode. I'm talking a trophy shit. I have many saved snapchats of this beaut.
 
13867207:JTTrembles said:
It wasn't a shit I've taken, but about a month ago I walked into a bathroom stall and saw, hands down, the largest shit I have ever seen. I'm talking a kids sized football shit. There was no flushing this bad boy, and it was so stiff that an attempted flush would not faze it. It was impressive. Very comparable to that south park episode. I'm talking a trophy shit. I have many saved snapchats of this beaut.
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Pics or it didn't happen
 
Some buddies set up a facebook page to post pictures of their monster dumps. Which reminds me to get that active again. Im tempted to share a few photos, but digging through that pile dosen't sound appetizing to say the least.

Related: same group of friends took on the challenge of clogging toilets. So we coined the term cinco stacking. You get five guys to take a shit in the same stall with no additives; toilet paper etc. Most places did not stand a chance to the combined might of a cinco stack. When we hit the country club restroom that was a relief hut on the course. The mf created a whirlpool that destroyed everything to bits.
 
13867779:DirtYStylE said:
Some buddies set up a facebook page to post pictures of their monster dumps. Which reminds me to get that active again. Im tempted to share a few photos, but digging through that pile dosen't sound appetizing to say the least.

Related: same group of friends took on the challenge of clogging toilets. So we coined the term cinco stacking. You get five guys to take a shit in the same stall with no additives; toilet paper etc. Most places did not stand a chance to the combined might of a cinco stack. When we hit the country club restroom that was a relief hut on the course. The mf created a whirlpool that destroyed everything to bits.
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That's disgusting to shit one after another. The smell....

Someone in my high school put a hoodie down in the toilet and took a huge dump on it and left it there. Idk why but I found that hilarious
 
13867847:IsitWinterYet17 said:
That's disgusting to shit one after another. The smell....
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Yeah I know I was just laughing so hard at the stupidity and embarrassment of that. When I did it I thought it was pretty funny. I would always refuse to go last. Its funny that we used to think it was super badass to clog a toilet, they did it a few too many times.
 
Okay so for this you guys will need a little background for my whole life I have had a odd shitting pattern. I would say a couple years ago I would shit once a week. But now it’s about every three to five days. Last year I could feel it in my body that this shit was big and powerful. Thus I weighed my self, at 170.7 pounds after my shit I weighed 165.3 pounds. I remember this shit so vividly because I was on the toilet for a good 45 mins. It started out as a nice big log but by the end straight green liquid was coming out of my ass. I know most think I’m lying but it’s the dead truth. That shit was the dankest shit I’ve ever taken could go to that bathroom for at least an hour.
 
13874123:Brewnt said:
Okay so for this you guys will need a little background for my whole life I have had a odd shitting pattern. I would say a couple years ago I would shit once a week. But now it’s about every three to five days. Last year I could feel it in my body that this shit was big and powerful. Thus I weighed my self, at 170.7 pounds after my shit I weighed 165.3 pounds. I remember this shit so vividly because I was on the toilet for a good 45 mins. It started out as a nice big log but by the end straight green liquid was coming out of my ass. I know most think I’m lying but it’s the dead truth. That shit was the dankest shit I’ve ever taken could go to that bathroom for at least an hour.
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How many flushes?
 
So this 1 time when I was in England going to France. I had to blow my nose before we departed, so I headed towards the closest bathroom. The lineup was about 5 mins.

So I finally made it to the stall to find some toilet paper to blow my nose. As I open the door to the stall, i find shit everywhere, as if someone had sharted. It FUCKIN Smelt, I almost vomited from the smell alone. The shit was on the floor and back wall. I think this was a team effort of at least 4 people.

**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2017 at 10:49:11pm
 
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13857196:DeebieSkeebies said:
entirely useless thread without pics.

in every sense of the word, some of you are actually full of shit.
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yeah wtf why am i the first one posting a pic? Anyway here she is
 
13951018:CLQ said:
yeah wtf why am i the first one posting a pic? Anyway here she is
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I feel like a pic woulda just been fine, but did you realllllyyyy have to pick it up???

She’s a keeper though, best be puttin it in a shadow box so your ma can see! She raised ya healthy she’ll be proud
 
One time when I was about 10 I took a shit so big it reached from one end of the toilet bowl to the other and when my dad asked who did I blamed it on my brothers friend and to this day my dad still hates him
 
13857157:DIRTYBUBBLE said:
I was camping when I was 12 and the latrine was gross as fuck. It smelled so bad I couldn't even walk by it without vomiting. I made a conscious decision to just not shit for a whole week. Anyway I was loading up on trail mix and camp food so my insides were in a state of turmoil like 3 days into the trip. I was still feeling alright enough to hold it in so I presssed on and just decided to eat less. Then things took a turn for the worse. I went to take a shower that night. As I was taking my clothes off my mind just started following muscle memory and loaded a turd in the chamber. I tried to hold it in but I could feel it was being sucked out by its sheer gravity. The showerhouse was a 5 minute walk from the latrine so I wouldn't be able to make it. So I sat down on the bench like a pregnant women giving birth, and I held on. Ever take a shit so big you thought you were gonna die? I thought I was going to pass out at several points throughout the ordeal. The smell mixed with the warm shower steam to produce the most villainous odor. After 5 minutes of birthing that flaming log, I was done. I felt physically drained. But I still had to dispose of that gargantuan shit rocket. It was massive. I used a large, pump, shampoo bottle to scale it, then I used the bottle to knock it to the floor. The shit stayed together entirely as if it were made of some sort of concrete. I turned on the shower, pointed it at the log, locked the door and climbed under, and then I switched showers. The counselors eventually found it because the shit pile clogged the fucking drain. They reported the code brown at breakfast the next day. No one ever found out it was me. There were like 8 other copycat code browns in response.
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Camp Pinehurst in Maine?
 
13951336:AbiH said:
I feel like a pic woulda just been fine, but did you realllllyyyy have to pick it up???

She’s a keeper though, best be puttin it in a shadow box so your ma can see! She raised ya healthy she’ll be proud
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How else are you going to make sure nutrients from your diet are retained without inspecting those turds? Its like some of you dont care about your health, smh.
 
13951617:DeebieSkeebies said:
How else are you going to make sure nutrients from your diet are retained without inspecting those turds? Its like some of you dont care about your health, smh.
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skip to 0:25

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13951617:DeebieSkeebies said:
How else are you going to make sure nutrients from your diet are retained without inspecting those turds? Its like some of you dont care about your health, smh.
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I didn’t think about that, you make a point
 
13951572:sidehustlehoe said:
One time when I was about 10 I took a shit so big it reached from one end of the toilet bowl to the other and when my dad asked who did I blamed it on my brothers friend and to this day my dad still hates him
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damn your dad sounds hateful over just one shit
 
I worked at a taco place for a year, as you can imagine i got clogged up rather quickly after a few months. Long story short i have to take the entertainment shift one night, so i take one of those soda drinks laxatives and a stool softener. It started off as just some weird watery dumps luckily no one ordered any food so i could just walk back and forth to the bathroom taking a type 3. the next day my boss grills me and i told him i was grossly constipated and i didnt sleep at all the last night, he sends me home and gives me an enoma. Three hours later i fill up my toilet like a new hawaiian volcano and i pass out for 14 hours.
 
13951705:roddy116 said:
the next day my boss grills me and i told him i was grossly constipated and i didnt sleep at all the last night, he sends me home and gives me an enoma.
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Your boss gave you an enema? Dedicated
 
if you are at all interested in becoming an opiate addict make sure you stay hydrated and possibly take miralax. Or you will be very sorry.

That said, dont do any drugs besides weed until college. Youll fuck up your development if you do.

Even weed can dull you out if you become a pothead in middle school.
 
13857157:DIRTYBUBBLE said:
I was camping when I was 12 and the latrine was gross as fuck. It smelled so bad I couldn't even walk by it without vomiting. I made a conscious decision to just not shit for a whole week. Anyway I was loading up on trail mix and camp food so my insides were in a state of turmoil like 3 days into the trip. I was still feeling alright enough to hold it in so I presssed on and just decided to eat less. Then things took a turn for the worse. I went to take a shower that night. As I was taking my clothes off my mind just started following muscle memory and loaded a turd in the chamber. I tried to hold it in but I could feel it was being sucked out by its sheer gravity. The showerhouse was a 5 minute walk from the latrine so I wouldn't be able to make it. So I sat down on the bench like a pregnant women giving birth, and I held on. Ever take a shit so big you thought you were gonna die? I thought I was going to pass out at several points throughout the ordeal. The smell mixed with the warm shower steam to produce the most villainous odor. After 5 minutes of birthing that flaming log, I was done. I felt physically drained. But I still had to dispose of that gargantuan shit rocket. It was massive. I used a large, pump, shampoo bottle to scale it, then I used the bottle to knock it to the floor. The shit stayed together entirely as if it were made of some sort of concrete. I turned on the shower, pointed it at the log, locked the door and climbed under, and then I switched showers. The counselors eventually found it because the shit pile clogged the fucking drain. They reported the code brown at breakfast the next day. No one ever found out it was me. There were like 8 other copycat code browns in response.
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Cool story gooby
 
topic:gucciman7 said:
compare the size and odour to something so we get a good understanding
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this time i was in Russia. We were getting new tires on my uncle's car, because two tires had popped. The roads were really shitty, that's why. Anyways, there was only one dude in the area that did car repairs, and his place so happened to be in the russian forest.

While I was waiting, I squat down, took a vodka bottle out of my adidas tracksuit, and realized i needed to drop a deuce.

I ran into the bushes behind an old van and took the biggest dump ever. Didn't even look human. Looked like some bear took a really big shit.

True story.
 
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