WHats the best way to break my skis??

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JATS101

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Hey, anyone else get this message from this guy. WHy the hell would you wanna break your skis. Just to cheat out a company and get new twins or what. If thats the plan i think its kinda pathetic. whats everyones thoughts on it

 
i think its stupid.

but if we were in his situation we would probably want to break our skis too.

i thinks its stupid but whatever .

-Cause im a Cracka-
 
all i know is if somone wants break skis, give them to me, ill send you 20 dollars plus shipping

get off your computer..... go ski

rehab is for quiters

Homaophobia is gay

 
i broke my skis from overrating a 720, i did like an 810, but i landing real hard, i ripped some of the bindng out of my ski and my ski delamed under my foot. but i also got a concussion and tore muscles and ligaments in my neck....good luck bro

 
land switch and upright at the lip of the pipe

'That's what makes you a pro skier right Shane? Not knowing.' - Dean Cummings
 
try new flippy spinny things. or huck urself off cliffs onto hardpack.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?

'Hey, you forgot your basket!

Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
 
I think its a great idea especially if you are a good rider and a company is being cheap as fuck and doesn't want to invest money in new sponsorships. Run them over with a car make sure to wrap them up in old pants or something, I works great.

 
dont do that with demo skis, they wont reurn them....

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
dont do it...but if they're already totally fucked and unusable and u have the dough if u need new ones delam them cause that's usually under warranty

Watch out for your cornhole bud
 
yo man ski really fast at a tree jump and do a doule legged kick at it... itl crack uneder the binding fo-sho...

friend: You went to the ski store? Whatd u get?

me: I got head baby.

friend-in awe-: FROM WHO!?!?!

me: the guy behind the counter, i think his name was matt. Ya well he seemed pretty cool, didn't do much talkin. Got right to business; helped me with what i needed. Damn was he a good one. He coulda sold me some 10 year old skis if he wanted.

J-Dubbs, rockin the head skis!
 
pound em on the pavement in the parking lot, hold em at the bindings and wack the tails on the ground, they will eventually delam.

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy

*Leader of the random swearing to irritate people revolution*

 
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