good god, i started reading that thinking it was a joke, but then i realized you were serious and i haven't stopped laughing yet... if you want some east coast powder watch a meatheads movie and go to any of those places (stowe, jay, etc.), if you want park you'll be better off in NH (loon and WV), but if you want an overall mountain it would prolly be somewhere in VT, Stowe comes to mind...