the quality of mercy is not strained. it dropeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath. it is twice blessed, it blesseth him that gives, and him that takes. ‘tis mightiest in the mightiest. it becomes the throned monarch greater than his crown. his scepter shows the force of temporal power, were in doth lye the dread and fear of kings. but mercy is above this sceptered sway. it is enthroned in the hearts of kings. it is an attribute to god himself where earthly power doth then show likest gods when mercy seasons justice. Therefore Shylock, though justice be thy plea, consider this. that in the course of justice, none of us should see salvation. Portia, Merchant of Venice
and if your gauna have donkeys fucking on TV, you better have a musical background. because if you have donkeys fucking and its quiet, that’s perverted.
Lewis Black
virtus milites cata = courage is worth a thousand sheilds.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson
'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph
'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway