What's so goddamn sexy about..

Anathema

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an ass? i mean, i love asses, and they're so simple. just two pieces of jiggly meat with a poopshoot in between. yet, they're so sexy and such a turn on. i love the smoothness and roundness of a chicks ass. shit, who doesn't.....

what is wrong with the male mind?

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asses are better

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i'm with stupid^

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Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
yeah but tits don't involve human waste being passed from it. and asses are way sexier anyways. i'd choose a chick with flat tits and a mad sexy ass to a chick with beautiful tits and a fat, saggy, granny-style ass.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Couldn't agree more with you on this topic. Ass comes second after the face, unbelievable.

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Oh you can't deny it, there is nothing like a sexy ass...

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what the fuck??? why wont it let me post pics anymore?????

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hahahaha theyre scared of what you might put up.

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its proven that the male brain is attracted to "curves" hence the reason we love ass and titties.

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so your saying thats why all those dudes go the the museum of civilization late at night?

...its a really curvy museum in ottawa. cmon people..

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and skiing(carving, c-rails, lips and so on.)

thats reterded but it makes sense.

I like asses too.

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not so much attracted to curves.. i like smooth, jiggly things

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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haha skiing...but yea if you think about it boobs are worse. instead of two pieces of meat that pass waste they're two pieces of fat that omit a creamy white discharge...

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exactly

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ass is most definitely where it's at

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Ass to mouth is most defintely where it's at

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someone fucken answer why i cant post pics

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I don't know whats so godamn sexy about two pieces of meat with two holes for your meat.

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I like the stuff that coems out of the ass

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curves are good

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Idiots, its all evolution, a women with cuves represent a healthy individual that can feed and have babies. Its the same in the animal world. Tits and ass represent health, and thus the male brain is hardwired to be attracted to those attributes,

women look for money.

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yeah...and then there's the infamous vagina.

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pff a nice ass means more cushin for the pushin. of course asses are awesome.

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i like having both...nothing beats having one hand on a girls hottt nice ass and the other on her bangin tits

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ill lick tits, i wont lick ass so..........

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ahh that's a very valid point

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Maybe it's because we're not seeing it all the time? Just like boobies and pee-pees, we see a girl in jeans, skirt, bikini, whatever, and there's only a couple millimeters of fabric covering these parts, but because we don't have them we're attracted to them and find preferences as to what we like about them. It's strange but I'd have it no other way.

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a perfect ass is a thing to love and cherish. but there are so many different shapes and sizes that i love. it's all about proportion.

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hot girls don't poop. jesus, i thought that was common knowledge.

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why am i obsessed with guys asses?? so hot.

and nothing to do with that being healthy for a child shit haha cause guys dont carry kids. asses=hot

 
hahaha, well said

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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sometimes i forget there are girls on this site that will actually read what i type.

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including the poopshoot in the middle of them

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
hahaha

"just two pieces of jiggly meat with a poopshoot in between."

word.

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cuz ummm well what else is their to find sexy? those parts of the body usually stand out especially tits. but if you have some tight black pants on then you got some nice ass too.

plus you can spank and ass and get that sweet splt sound, and it makes the girls go crazy fo sho

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