Whats one thing that few people know about you?

i'm actually a broom.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
i'm a master ninja

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
that im smart if i wanted to be?

STFU and ski

"how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box"-anathema

Peace

CJGN

 
^ me too

but i dont so..............

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Representin the 518

LINE KICKS ASS
 
Why wouldn't you want to be smart? You prefer people to think you are dumb?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
I'm a closet gummy worm eater

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
i like sucking big long moderatly hard

bananas

but no seriously.... that i like ritz crackers

///////////////////////////////////////i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004 CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
That i crochet

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
If I told you, I'd have to kill you...

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
That I am a goblin slayer. It's kinda like a vampire slayer, but it gets less glory

 
i have 14 illegitimate children in different states

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

- g-punit*steezer
 
i shit golden eggs

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
yes, in like gifted class we talked about that for a day. you do it because its normal, like if your smart your different, and we all want to be different in our own ways, if your smart you could get stereo typed. idk i forget the reasons, that was like 3 weeks ago.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
im really smart if i want to be but i quite frankly dont feel the need to put in that much effort. i dont want to go to an ivy league school, i odnt want to sit up all night studying, i dont want the end results of putting in hours and hours of grueling work. i know how much effort to put in to get what i want back and thats what i do. i could work for the CIA if i wanted but when it comes down to it, i want to be a ski bum. i dont want to waste my life trying to get to the top when i could spend my time doing what i love and being really happy.

but maybe thats just me. and i have a large inheritance to fall back onto, so i guess im sortof a stupid hypocritical bitch right about now.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
the reason i say "nigger" so much, is because my parents are black

Yea, I said it

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Steve Stepp

Keep it fresh since BIRF 1988
 
i was at the 93 world series game when joe carter hit the home run

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
im additiced to sex

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
little people sex

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
Hahahahaaha. So if you're stupid you don't get sterotyped? That's most illogical thing I've heard in awhile.

[/b]SHAKE YOUR BLOOD

 
which reminds me, i can do a tongue bellydance.

i also once wore a thong for this girl's party. i got paid like 20 bucks or somethin.. it was sweet

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
HAHA. actually dianne, im surprised.

"im not a man, im a woman."

"you a woman?"

"actually, im a horse"

"you a horse?"

"actually, im not a horse. im a broom."

"oh my go-d. you a bro-om?"

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
I go on newschoolers.com addictively

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
 
also, you all think that you COULD be smart, but really you couldn't, your just hiding behind your lazyness, which could directly be related to you being a dumbass...so yea your not as smart as you think you are

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
 
that i own more snowboards than skis : 0 uh ohhh

and that i am listening to the footloose soundtrack as we speak

 
The fourth testicle always scares people when they find out for the first time...

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

momentum session 2

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
My uncle stuffed me in a x-mas stocking when I was 1year old

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Got a sister

This is the result of controled substances in widespread use.
-Dave Berry.

-a smart man should be able to spell a word at least two ways
-Thomas Jefferson
 
aaah i didnt get the reference until you made the phonetic response

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
i dont like it when people say " oh im realy smart, i just never show it and act stupid." PROVE YOURSELF...ive got quite a few tricks up my sleve myself

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Waterveezy

after my first post, i knew i wanted to be a post whore~Frp1080

 
im not a man, you fairy...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
I really didn't care what people thought about me. Why would you want to act stupider than you are? I didn't do any work in high school atfer freshman year, doesn't mean i didn't know everything that they taught. I'd rather have people not hang out with me for being a geek than have them not hang out with me for being a retard. It's alright though, once you get to college you can still have fun and be smart, people aren't all dumb bitches like they're in high school. I had so many of my old high school friends call me when i got back into town, i just think about them and laugh now.

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Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome.

My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be Happy" - Ben Franklin
 
no, you dont get stereo typed if your avarage.

And let me tell you from experiance, that kinda thinking bites you in the ass.

So lots of people dont know That i had a wart on my middle finger for 6 years that wouldnt go away even with the liquid nitrogen treatment. But it is gone now. Hooray!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
NOONE and i mean NOONE not even my parents know my middle name (well they have a hardtime remembering) , but recently one of my friends asked me and so now a few of my better friends kno it....

I Heart Skateboarding
 
ive been run over by a car

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"
ya brah, ill see you in the a-5-1. its gonna be epic in the nar nar pow pow.... brah"
 
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