1- Skiing
2- How much I hate being at work on a Sunday
3- How much I hate being at work ever
4- How much I hate my job
5- Why do I hate my job so much as it's my fault I'm here in the first place
6- I need a girlfriend, but realizing how unengaging every girl I've ever met down here has been
7- Why the Getboards.com shop was closed yesterday when I stopped by there around noon...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire