What's in your wallet??

hahaha. A.C.I.D. did you do it????

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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

Go from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

-Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy

'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'

- My Gym Teacher
 
24$ cash, pic of my gf, y-card, library card, word perks card. i suck but only 13

'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'

'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
 
$57, drivers license, friends old license, cpr card, old ski pass, reciept for shoes, a screen incase of an emergency, 4 phone girls numbers and 3 screen names, petco card, a picture of my pet squirrel.

-Dan

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I need two pairs

Representin' in the 3-1-5

'I you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
credit card, bank card, club cards (petro,shoppers,la senza) Subway cards, business cards, picture of my pony, drivers licesne, CSIA card, SIN, health card, 10$, 10$ australian bill from when i went there a few yrs ago, a train ticket for Ottawa ( i still need to use that) and a bunch of reciets !! im special!!

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
$35, personal credit card(maxed so don't try and steal it) a business amx card( touch it and I'll have to hurt ya) and a plethra of business cards. I could probably play the part of Templeton Peck (faceman) of the A-team with the wide assortment in there. No pictures:( I'll have to change that Health insurance card( &^%$&$ rip off artists)Espn Zone card and my most prized non-skiing possesion(besides my family and bong) my malibu grand prix racing liscense. OH ya my regular D.L. as well.

 
some money, student ID, a few pictures of girls, hmmm.....oh ya, library card (i have never used it in the 3 years I've lived here), and thats about it

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
-$34

-drivers license

-student ID

-too many credit cards

-'get to 2nd base free' card (a thoughtful gift from a friend of mine. she's cute.)

-social security card

-condom

-a check for $70 that i need to cash

-a phone # on a piece of napkin with no name and i don't know where it came from

-subway sub club card

-expired metrocard (single ride)

-ticket stub from a ranier maria concert

-both pieces of my atm card, which has mysteriosly broken in half

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
gamn bringin it back from the dead!

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
 
there's alot of things springing back up from the dead around here. weird.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
hmmm lets see.... bus pass picture(no bus pass), old bus tranfers... house key... bank card, library card, boardpass.com member card(loL), subway card/stamps, quiznos coupon, SEEK patch, piece of lego(long skinny plastic piece to pick locks on doors with taht circle hole in it), picture of best lady friend, baby picture, change and bills, tommy and lefebvre business card, paper with phone numbers of lots of people, bank machine records(how much $$ i got), and any major receipts i have(ex. skis).

'i am excellent cool'
 
'2 bucks, condom..dated 1997..and a picture of my grandmother..no no thats nancy reagan..nancy reagan'

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
$41 and 57 cents

student i.d.

list of phone numbers

list of cheezy pickup lines

farting liscence card

toilet paper (for the occasional skwirt)

$15 starbucks card

free mcdonalds fri card

4 mints and 1 caffeine pill

~:KeviN:~
 
1) pictures of various little children both male and female under the age of 6... hmmm wonder wat theyre doin in there. jk

Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 
haha, who brought this back??

Okay, guess I better update my list

1 X EFTPOS Card

1 X EFTPOS Card for my apartment account

2 X Credit Cards (MasterCard & Visa)

2 X Drivers Lisences.

Student ID Card

ISIC Card

Community Health Card

Outback Inn VIP Card

Dunedin VIP Card

FMC Membership Card

2 X Packs of gum

Couple Phone Cards

Bunch of Receipts

Ferry tickets for next week

Spare car key

$150

Some cheques to bank

yep, it's pretty full right now.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
A picture of Mrs. Reagan and a condom that expired 3 years ago.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
1) subway cards

2) moxie cards

3) 42$ cash

4) bank card

5) lincense

6) high school id

7) pic of me and friends

8) hastings gift card

This young girl

She's a freak

She's out clubbin' every night of the week

'i dont see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing.'

**I'm depressed, i need the snow.**
 
Greater Vancouver Transportation Map 2002 ('ittle tiny fold up one)

Recipt from Safeway for 2L Brisk Ice Tea

Recipt from London Drugs

Six pennies

One nickle

Nine dimes

Two quarters

One five dollar bill

Royal Bank Client Card

Bank of America bank card

International Student Identity Card (ISIC)

King George Secondary School Card

Ontario Heath Card

Mountain Equipment Co-Op card (with locker combo sticker on the back of it)

Youth Pass for the Vancouver East Cultural Center

Parent's Blockbuster Rewards mini-card

Pick-up Slip for Enlargments at London Drugs photo lab (Booya college!)

Piece of paper with Personal Education Number from Concellor (bad school = bad spelling)

Cove bike shop pick-up slip

Recipt from school course fee

Vancouver Art Gallery Youth Membership temporary card

Three pieces of paper with assorted adresses and phone numbers

Whole Person Wheel for counsellor at old school, with phone number on back.

Small black and white picture (close up of face of Hawaiian mini-statue thing against white backround, super crazy constrasty)

WOOWOOWOO!!! I beat you'all!!

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
$4.94, school id, drivers lisence, exxon card, summit card, ski pass, another school id, candy wrappers

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
Note from Grandfather saying I can use his credit card for education expenses

$32.70

Driver's Liscense

Student ID Card with bus sticker

Boulder RTD bus map

Credit Card

Bank Card *2

Health Insurance

PSIA/Red Cross/USSA Certification/Membership Cards

Radio station membership card

Blockbuster Card

REI membership card

Weber County Library Card

Boulder Public Library Card

Business cards from my favorite Marker rep, my tattoo artist, mechanics *2, and my eye doctor

Punch cards from Wolf Camera, Marble Slab ice cream, Noodles & Company, and Quiznos

2 checkbooks and registers

 
i forgot to mention my ussa card, and my girlfriends phone number, because i cant remember shit

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
Exlax?

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
tampons

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
30$ and some change,drivers license,bank card,hunting license,pics of my gf,a wal mart card,and half a gram of weed,,,,,sweet!

 
humm

student id

re-admit movie ticket (the stupid bulb went out)

gamestop discount card

2 Boprez buckes (our teacher Mr. Boprez hands them out to you if you do something good)

$10 credit at game force (video game store)

3 different stamp cards for the local music store

that I started at different times

my lerners permit

and a phone card

no actual money!

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

My Flash site that is not compleat yet

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I've got lots of crap in my wallet

1)fake id

2)20 bucks

3)go card

4)call me card

5)interac

6)a$b sound certiffiants

7)pics of some hotties

8)my bitch (Ana)

9)care card

10)phone numbers

11) club cards

12) barfly V.I.p pass

13) and a bit of change

 
in my ghetto huge wallet:

-license

-step dads buisiness card behind the license cause he's a state patroller (so i dont get tickets)

my friend david olin's soph id card

insurance card

blockbuster card

phone card

debit card

dynastar team rider car

harbor card

starbucks reciept

voter registration

and two pictures of my sweetie

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.

that your not gonna be young forever.

think smart, have fun, stay true

and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
 
oh and my cpr cert card and codys business card

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.

that your not gonna be young forever.

think smart, have fun, stay true

and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
 
1) 20$ canadian

2)5$ american

3)cards:library card

debit card

an expired insurance card

save-on-more card

student id

4) a hockey ticket stubb from my first hockey game

5) a reciept from getting my ear pierced

6) two pictures, both of the piercings i want on my ears-

one ear= orbital with industrial going through it

other ear= double conch, with orbital going over top

sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...
 
My debit card, Student Id card, 5 bucks and a joint. man im a bum

mike- Shit, is that a cop?

Me- Nope

Mike- I swear its a cop, I can see her pants!

Adrian- You dumbass, most people wear pants

 
add a walmart gift card with 99cents left on it

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
100 bucks, driver's liscense, school id, library card i never use, blockbuster card, spare car key, insurance card, and my social security number....

'If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic'
 
update: $7,45(kiwi-dollars)

Visa

MAster Card

equip eftpos card

some other bank card

stamps

2 condoms

some cards with numbers in them

salt air surf shop card

friends coffee house card

slip to get my watch back

dust

trash

candy wrappers

my cellphone

my camera

scarface

i might start using mouthguard while skiing
 
update: $7,45(kiwi-dollars)

Visa

MAster Card

equip eftpos card

some other bank card

stamps

2 condoms

some cards with numbers in them

salt air surf shop card

friends coffee house card

slip to get my watch back

dust

trash

candy wrappers

my cellphone

my camera

scarface

i might start using mouthguard while skiing
 
hmmm, lets see (looking in wallet)...

3 library cards

Bank I.D card

FYE gift card with about 2 bucks left on it

Subway stamps which are soon to be used on a free sub

A few comics

Arbys and Burger king coupons...which i just threw away cuz they expired last month...

$17.50 in 'Movie Money' for our local Cinema

$55 cash

$50.05 paycheck (very small...that blows)

and Several pictures....

thats about it...

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Geurilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

'Reading is fun...d...funda...fundame....uh...reading is really... good'

: : : :::Viva La Resistance::: : : :

 
wow this is an old thread...

I guess since i now have a new wallet, i'll update it.

telescotia wallet card, credit union card, ontario health card, subway club card (one stamp to go), social insurance card, drivers license, scotia bank card, Save-on More card, S-102 Fire fighters Certificate, Hollywood Video card, 2 cheques, $52.42 cash, $6.30 in canadian tire money and a pile of reciepts and wallet lint.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
ok...let's see...

$35

2 drivers licence(BC/ON)

Laser printing card for SFU

health card

social insurance card

ISIC card

Safeway card

business card from summer job

Bus pass

RBC Client Card

Swipe card from when I worked at sporting life

Message to: Jib_This

Message from: NewO

Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01

ur a dumb shit

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
 
$23, deer tags, fishing liscence, london tube station pass, iternational id, drivers liscence, scuba certification, ymca card, student id, parking garage security card, pilots liscence, debit and credit card, block buster card, sams club card, jcew gift cards, heatlh insure card, AAA card, my ski pass swipe card........all encased in my fat nylon velcro wallet.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
$24

D.L.

REI gift card

Phone numbers

Ski Season Pass

Mastercard ($500 limit 'emergency' only)

'Waiver on file' card for Scrape skatepark

'Waiver on file' card for Joe's skatepark

Student ID

A blank square of paper...

Taylor

Tele-Jibber

~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
 
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