Whats canada good for?

what are you talking about? how is it mediocre at best, im pretty sure its damn good and great at best! The only syrup i see coming from the stats is aunt gemima!
 
you've obviously never had good syrup if you think the "Canada Grade A" or "Canada Light" from the factory farms that you buy in the supermarket is high quality. It's very average. They can just put those labels on it since 99.99% of the world has never tried amazing syrup.
 
You do realize that together, our countries look like a dragon, with Quebec being the head, notrthen canada being the wings, and Florida and Mexico are our legs. there's a pic of it on Failboog somewhere, and I'm too lazy to dig through 100s of pages on my slow Nokia smartphone to find it.
 
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not fair

you have in & out

and we have to include the Indians

Canada's beer has alcohol.

Our woman have ass but class

Our men can grow burlier beards and chop down trees in fewer strokes.

Our trees mightier.

Our fields vaster;

and our mountains pointier.

Who cares if we only have 2 teams in the playoffs.

NUCKS GO'N WIN!

 
not fair

you have in & out

and we have to include the Indians

Canada's beer has alcohol.

Our woman have ass but class

Our men can grow burlier beards and chop down trees in fewer strokes.

Our trees mightier.

Our fields vaster;

and our mountains pointier.

Who cares if we only have 2 teams in the playoffs.

NUCKS GO'N WIN!

 
Maybe it's because Canada only has 5 hockey teams in the NHL... Which makes no fucking sence. And I bet most of the lineup on these California teams come from Canada :)
 
well over half the NHL players are from canada anyways... then i'm pretty sure theres more finnish and sweds then americans.
 
FUCK YES
and free health care, low crime rates, low population density, multiple cities in the list of top 10 best cities to live in, higher standard of living than the entire united states, essentially were living the american dream better than americans do
 
also if it wasnt for canada northeastern US wouldnt have electricity you stupid fucks. like honestly you anti-canadian fucks make me want to fucking Columbine you. if ure wondering what that means google that shit
 
ahaha happy 420/anniversary of bp oil spill/ hitlers birth/ marleys death/ columbine massacre anniversary. funnest 420 ever
 
any Canadian, is a good Canadian. Except justin bieber, he doesn't even know what "Germany" means, fucking retard
 
when you order Chicken Fingers (or 'tenders') you can get Plum sauce with them.

I do like honey mustard, but plum chicken fingers need plum sauce.

I wish you could get unsweetened iced tea in Canada though (and a million other things, but right now just iced tea)
 
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