Whats canada good for?

don't forget , free healthcare, better kron, hockey, beer, newschoolers.com, redbull, basketball, plexiglass, instant replay, and incredible skiing
 
the free healthcare is shitty, CA has easily as good bud, american microbrews are easily as good, redbull is austrian, basketball was invented in the US and dominated here, plexiglass was invented in Philidelphia PA.

BBall was invented by a canadian in the US, while hockey was invented by some brits in canada...cant have both, but we'll give you hockey
 
never said that hockey was made in our country, but think about what Canada is famous for, facking hackey. i see you did your research. basketball was made by a CANADIAN, if i made an atom bomb in the united states, i still made it, thus would be made by a Canadian
 
The people that cross the border to shop are by far the worst representation of our country because they are too cheap to support our own countries economy. Fuck those people.
 
Well seeing as how there are more people in Cali then in Canada itself, that would make sense :S

 
Why can't we be friends? Can't we all agree that Canada is pretty cool, although it has some flaws, and that the US is a nice place (with flaws) too? I like both countries, an I think this shitstorm has gone on long enough. This thread is now officially changed to a Mexico hate thread.
 
your healthcare isnt free, "better kron" even if that were true i could care less cause its lame. hockey, yes you win, but the US wins in basically every other sport, we have beer too?? redbull is not from canada. skiing, instant replay, and incredible skiing we also have. :)
 
i am saying that is what we are know for, and have you ever heard of BC bud, if you ever get the ontario shit, not too much is that good
 
1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed

the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to

Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American

mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
 
The German chemists Fittig and Paul discovered in 1877 the polymerization process that turns methyl methacrylate into polymethyl methacrylate.In 1933 the German chemist Otto Röhm patented and registered the brand name PLEXIGLAS.

- from wikipedia

 
it's not about what canada has, it's about what we dont have..
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this is my plan next time i go to europe, if ever

i told this to someone and they said that europeans thought cannuks were pussies but i said that they loved em

 
Last 3 hookups were all canadians.... I'd say they are pretty damn good at that. I mean, I'm going off a small sample here, but 2 of those made it into the top 5 for sure.
 
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Whats with Canadians supporting all of their arguments with either crown royal or molson ads? You really can't think this up on your own? And Jenifer, Molson sucks ass, its like $45 a 28 at the Beer Store, do people even buy it.
This thread is so damn entertaining by the way haha
 
i can't really say that price is right, atleat in canada. i know kokenee is cheaper in the states. but only by like $5. if anything , your price for Molson should be cheaper
 
wait, wait, wait...beer is $45 for 28 shitty beers!!????? how in gods name can you justify your country. I thought the mormons were bad, but damn, theyre liberal as fuck compared to candians.
 
oh but they get "free" health care.

I always would load up on liquor before going up to Whistler because of their astronomical liquor prices.

Oh, and
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Yea a sale for them is $30 for a 24 pack lol. This does not include Quebec though. In Quebec you can buy beer at the gas station for regular prices.
 
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