Whats canada good for?

Ya I totally agree with everything said in this post and wish that I was the one who made this post instead of him.
 
A) No Tim Hortons makes us superior to every other living creature in this universe.

B) I have only ever called you out once and that was because I did not agree with your obvious bias to ON3P in Gear Talk. Other than that I think that you are a fine upstanding member. I did not like the americas hat picture though.
 
what's your problem anyways? why don't you look at what bother people posted about it instead of obsessing over tim hortons. for gods sake, it's a coffee/doughnut shop, that just happens to now sell lunch, and now breakfast sammiches. it has amazing fresh food, and isn't packed with horse shit and for some reason, people really love the coffee. i happen to really like their sandwiches, and should i ever order a doughnut it's 99% of the time extremely fresh and squishy and awesome. and they're bagels are cheap and good as well. everything there is cheap, but good quality, and good tasting, so i don't see why you need to be such a prick about it. there's a reason canadians love it and it's not because it's fucking canadian. maybe it adds to the appeal eventually, but stop being such an asshat about a doughnut shop.
 
I am not going to bother getting into an argument about Gear Talk ethics right now seeing as you said it best, this is NSG.

but... Tim hortons is a lifestyle it will never get old and thankyou for the support of our country.
 
I got an idea, just throwing this out there though.......Canada and the Northern states (and Cali) should combine to form a super country and leave out the south to join mexico because it sucks
 
i think it's a viable argument. it's one, if not the most profitable food joints in canada. i put poutine on my list too, just for shits and giggles.
 
ever consider that the whole fucking argument is so stupid and trite in the first place that the only way to actually make a "point" without wanting to scoop out your frontal lobe without a melon baller is to make funny little observations and remarks about things like tim hortons?
 
the milk in bags is semi-false, only some of Ontario and Quebec have mil in bags in Alberta we drink the milk straight from the cow
 
fine, but canada doesn't want southern new york because everyone is rude, or any of the mid eastern north states because we already have lots of space filled with nothing
 
i was just in Mexico and there was so much fucking shit that went down because of drunk Americans and Drunk Canadians fighting over shit.

americandude "Look at what Canada has done, sit on there ass and do shit all while America wins every war and whenever Canada is in trouble they look to America"

This kid was fucking bullshit, we helped win world war 1 and 2 and assisted just as hard as everybody else has in iraq and the middle east. fuck the Americans that think Canada is a pussy-shit country. I can really feel when i am in Canada because when i am leaving McDonalds and i hold the door open for a physically challenged person, they thank me. When i go to America , i rarely see hear this. i am not saying everyone is like that i am just saying i hear it a lot more in Canadia

 
Tim Hortons is not fast food it is a lifestyle!!!! Clearly you have no idea what roll up the rim to win is.
 
ALL YOUR FUCKING OIL, FRESH WATER, WHEAT AND OVERALL EVERY SINGLE RESOURCE YOU LITTLE FUCKERS NEED TO LIVE.
 
Ha go fuck yourself. I used to work at the galleria mall (which is by the peace bridge in buffalo). Canadians are assholes. They either never tipped or tipped shitty (black people would tip better where I valet). They were never nice to us and had the whole "oh im from canada" smugness to them. They also used to buy tons of clothes and throw all their garbage all over the parking lot and mall (not in trash cans) because they used to wear everything over the boarder so they don't have to pay taxes.
I once valet a canadian car, and the people walked out and an old man fell in front of them. They literally stared at him. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to go over to him and asked if he was ok and call security while their car blocked the valet lane. I have never gave two people a worst death stare than those two in my entire life.
Also the valet both I worked at was right in front of a "Bravo Pasta." The sign on this fucker was huge you couldn't miss it, Which leads me to my favorite (yet oddly repeated) Canadian quote.
Her: Do you know where Bravo Pasta is?Me: Ah.....yea its............ ah right there (I look in disbelief)Her: Oh, I'm sorry I am from Canada
Yea your right being from a different country makes it ok to have no common sense.........

All in all what I am saying is that both our countries have scumbags (yours seem to flock to malls). We need to be better ambassadors of our countries when visiting and not be assholes. This goes for the both of us.

 
Which is a stupid rebuttal since I said we both have dumb ass people who live in our countries. And last time I checked all of your precious TIM HORTONS came from southern Ontario. I guess its safe to say that one quarter of your "Whats canada good for?" argument happens to be "basically american."
 
-they can build their houses out of ice and snow

-santa lives there

-hockey: the only place bare knuckle boxing is legal

-home of the sasquatch, and the province named after it

-best national anthem

-Two 1.14 liter crown royal bottles for $20 last time i was up

-plaid flannel

-the canadian tuxedo

-two of the most destructive industries ever: logging & Oil shale

-the western hemispheres version of siberia

thats all for now
 
and i find that most americans are completely ignorant. i met a girl at a snowmobile trade show who thought nova scotia was in russia. we also had to draw her a complete map of north america because she didn't even know where half the states are. don't get me wrong i don't know ALL of the states but i can name and place a hefty chunk of them more so then a lot of americans.
 
haha sean! 10 provinces 3 territories... its a lot easier than 50 states. but you're on when i get down there! i challenge you to beer drinking as well. :)
 
of course..
no i happen to have a lot of american friends that i absolutely love and am actually going to be pretty much living in oregon for the next month. i've got no beef.
 
Ignorant? Ha please, you just threw 1/3 of your country (with the most history btw) under the bus about 3 posts ago. Please leave the thread you are done
 
So funny to watch the Canadians take this seriously. They all look so foolish. But seriously, all Canada has is Maple Syrup and Mounties.
 
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