whats a shorty?

its your birthday............

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Snowboarder formally known as SimFSR400

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply

NS Army

 
o sweet god, we all just got whiter for reading that title... and nope, i dont know what a 'shorty' is home bizzle

Originally Posted by Phunk

'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

Captain Planet... hero to all?
 
are you talking about a wetsuit?, then it would be a wetsuit with short sleeves and legs

or a person?, then it's a short person

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
 
if you are not black or a rapper.. don't even ask the question

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
i know what a quickie is

Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take

our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!

 
A shorty is a joint.

I thought all you kids were from the ghetto or some such bidness.

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-Dan

DyNoMiTe!
 
IT IS HALF OF A BLUNT

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
HAHAHAHAHA

oh man that was good, you are the whitest bunch i seen in a while, a shorty is a GIRL, any girl, becasue for the bost part women are shorter than men. and half a blunt is called - half a fucking blunt!

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
We have been calling 1/2 joints shortys ever since I can remember. The other description makes more sense in the song though.

I am white. Yep.

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-Dan

DyNoMiTe!
 
YOUR DICK

Matt

Member 2912

2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
 
i call half joints pinners

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
shorty can be any girl, or little kids

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
i got

myself a 40

i got

myself a shorty

and i'm about to go and stick it

yes i'm about to go and stick it

-m-e-t-h-o-d man

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
a shorty is a girl. cuz girls r shorter then guys. WOW! complicated....

ya I used to be 'freestyleskier14' and had 700 post...
 
no the END of a joint is a roach, and im talking about a half sized joint not half a joint.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
I am a shorty comaired to most guys over the age of 13 hense the name

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!

over 2500 left-handed people are killed every year by using products made for right-handed people.
 
no, dork- it's a girl that is shorter than you. i am 16 and i am a shorty to most 14 year old guys.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!

over 2500 left-handed people are killed every year by using products made for right-handed people.
 
Jeff wins!

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Andrew Franklin

FFFCHWWW What?

'Fuck you [Derek], i get hugs and kisses from all the hot girls at my junior high i got 16 hugs today and 4 from chicks who dont know me.' -linejibber550

 
its what all the girls call you secretly.

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General Disorder
 
shorty

Has more than one meaning but is generally a term to describe a young woman amongst urban minorities. Shorty can mean:

- A female that is usually young in age/around her teens that is attractive.

- The man will use the term "shorty" to get the attention of a female that he is not familiar with but looking to talk to and possibly get her phone number.

- A man can also refer to a female as his shorty to imply her status as only being a just a girl friend that he chills with and more than often is also his fuck partner. She could be his woman on the side or one of other women he has a sexual relationship with.

- A man can either refer to a girl as shorty meaning that he doesn't care for her anymore than a girl friend or fuck partner. Or he can refer to the female as shorty implying that she is his down ass chick.

Courtesy of urbandictionary.com

 
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