Whats a funny career?

[TheQuailman]

In my freshman seminar class in highschool were doing a unit on careers. We take surveys to find out what we might enjoy and eventaully have to choose some to research, talk about, etc.

I want to think of some funny ones so I can be like "well im really planning on becoming a ________"

 

[tribefan226]

professional lottery winner

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Artificial Inseminator.

 

[spyder1]

A funny Career?? A Comedian!

 

[gangsteeze101]

poopsmith, vaginoligist? i forget wat there called but you get to look at peoples vaginas all day

 

[gangsteeze101]

o ya nvm its ginecoligist

 

[Skipig25]

rodeo clown

 

[pns513]

hahaha

 

[ECGove]

pornstar

 

[Calb3rt]

fluffer bitch

 

[Nicholas.]

pro dancer, you would get boned everyday.

 

[Piste.Off]

snowboarding...

 

[720laxskier]

usually by a dude

 

[Jorgen.]

haha am i the only one who gets that??

 

[hoodratz47]

assembly line technicion for a douchebag company

 

[j.bird]

something you should never be.

 

[unchyll]

mortition!

you must find some goofy ass shit

plus all those boob jobs gone wrong!

 

[lalalalaura]

Quality Control Supervisor for Postage Stamps.

 

[mattster]

panda droppings expert

 

[Sno.]

"I'm planning on becomming...your boss"

"I'm planning on becomming...the father of Anna Nicoles illegitimate child"

 

[toominator]

you're a funny career

 

[monkers]

A portaloo plumber! Has anyone seen "Kenny"?

 

[jea_killa]

port-a-pody smith

 

[supersteez420]

that would be a veterinarian

 

[hurrisun]

i did that i was a stunt man

 

[leckett1]

toilet bowl designer. but the funniest career would be a comedian. eh? eh?!

 

[Steezysmurf]

envelope licker

 

[-benedetto]

cleaning up pigieon shit off building in nyc

being a nyc garbage men cause they make more then the teachers do

 

[mohawkskier]

cooper (they make wooden barrels)

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Not if you're working on a farm. My buddy gets mad cash for 'genetics' work on farms by artificially inseminating cows.

 

[mohawkskier]

athletic cup tester

 

[Shpadoinkle]

been there. done that.

let's see...a rodeo clown is a friggin stupid yet hilarious career.

 

[derick]

a vending mechine reefilller.

 

[duhamelski]

if its gonna be funny it has to come from you, you cant steal other peoples jokes for attention

 

[jea_killa]

ice cream taste tester

 

[quixotic]

Anal probe Inserter

 

[=KillaKyle=]

donkey humper

 

[flyinghighagain]

dung slinger

 

[BigRodRiley]

ear muffs guy at airport

 

[DunDunDun]

teacher

 

[GANDALF]

work in the packing department at a fudge factory

 

[TheQuailman]

i thought of lobster farmer

 

[sowstochd]

HAHHAHAHHHAHAHA that made my day

 

[charmander]

professioinal body fluid donor

 

[Bigwoods]

cleaning lady

 

[mothaeast]

Street sweeper driver

 

[bangarangmules]

hahaha i lol'ed

 

[Corkster]

lifer at mcdonalds

 

[Drail]

statistics analizer.

 

[ajax]

my buddy (SHski) was told that he should be a cake designer from one of those tests

 

[Bsand]

condom tester