What you dont want to happen-a story about puke

yojimbo

yojimbo

Active member
so last night I got really drunk and I came home and there was a steak dinner sitting on the table so I was like SHIT FUCKIN' YEAH and ate up the steak dinner (which included mashed potatoes and mashed sweet potatoes, or maybe it was squash) then i smoked a bowl and made my way to bed but on the way I became rather dizzy and everything started to spin (the spins) so I climbed into bed hoping to sleep off this miserable feeling when the next thing i know i'm waking up and theres puke all up in my bed and shit and then a second later I gotta puke again so i get up to try and get to the bathroom, dont make it, and end up throwing up all over the general vicinity of my trashcan, which is to say, not close enough.

sparknotes version- I woke up in pools of partly digested steak dinner, then proceeded to eject even more partly digested foods.
 
indeed, i've never woken up in puke though it was shitty. Normally I wake up in the toilet or bathroom or something, never just swimming in a puke pool in my bed.
 
Ouch man, i know how you feel. Got REALLY shit faces one night, went to bed because i was just so fucked up. Blacked out before i passed out and came out of blackout, sitting on the side of my bed just puking on my floors. Needless to say, it was a very confusing situation.
 
my friend puked on his side one night, when he woke up the next morning he tryed blaming it on me kinda funny
 
that sucks, i have most def done that before, just clean it up and throw away that trash can. On a lighter note, about 12 half price beers into my night last night, the waitress offers me a killer bee (jager and honey liquor), needless to say when i got back to my pals i was ready to get rid of that shit in my stomach, and out it came, made it to the bathroom, one good heave and the liquors gone, come out of the bathroom and roll up a nice blizzie, makes anything seem ok
 
i once laid in bed, started puking without realizing it. after a few seconds i finally realized it. the logical thing to do? go to the washroom? nope. i just stayed there and puked in various places of my bedroom.
 
one time got blackout, puked in my hallway on the way to the bathroom, and on the bathroom door, all over the toilet, pretty much anywhere not in the toilet. kinda hard to explain that one to the parents that morning.
 
i tried to make a run for the bathroom waking up in the middle of the night once but unfortunately the bathroom door was closed and i was in no condition to open it, I ran directly into the door, bounced back onto the kitchen floor where i remained puking for several minutes.
 
i once woke from the spins too hammered to get up. so i grab a 20 oz coke bottle from the coffee table in my room. Needless to say, you cannot easily projectile vomit into such a narrow opening. I guess i had a slushy on the way home from the bar or something, red everywhere, like someone put their thumb over the hose. And shortly thereafter i pissed the bed. the end.
 
try one leg off the side of the bed touching the ground and then the opposite hand touching a wall.

I love the spins though its kinda weird i don't get nauseous from it so ill be sitting there laughing and cheering and shit. Im one fucked up drunk hahha
 
Haha when I was little I used to puke in my sleep and wake up in it. I thought it was the stuffing to my teddy bear one time and put it all into a hole in my teddy bear. Bad mistake haha.

But when everyone throws up, is it one big blarghahgrhagrhagr or is it a bunch of regurgitates until there is less and less and then finally nothing? That is what happens to me, but every other person that I have seen throw up only does one big burst and then it's done. I go in about 8 short uncontrollable bursts.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top