What would your PornStar name be?

how about Pelvis Breaker?



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
Frosty Wakeup Hill

damn all the women must want me now

2 Inchers Club

nS Army, the revolution is here
 
cockson assforyou

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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
 
puss hickory. wow. what a porn star name.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
if i was asian i would be "Hung Lo"

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

"I wanna be bigger than Jesus, bigger than wrestling, bigger than the Beatles, and bigger than breast implants."

-Atmosphere
 
morelle woodhaven (pet) or alison woodhaven (middlename) ohhh woodhaven makes it sound classy haha

From hunted to hunter

 
why was this thread brought back from two years ago?

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Sheldon

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
but whatever, mine would be Bundy Dover

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Sheldon

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
Angie Endicott

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

 
raul gomez III

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
 
Rocky N. Locust or Andrew N. Locust

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
Tucker Boston Post

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
the Post kinda ruins it

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
alexander lancaster. i would be in all sorts of medevil porno's

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
Sage Walnut

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BR

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
wait, that was my 3rd pet....it would be

Buddy Walnut

_________~Angus________________________

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BR

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
DUDLEY VAN DYKE

WHAT WHAT

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
johnny improbable

Yea. I said it.

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Steve Stepp

"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one's the real hero?"
 
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