What would your PornStar name be?

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LineRoyalArmy

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What would your PornStar name be? Take your first pets name and add it to the first street you lived on and that your PornStar name. Mine would be Spencer Duke!

BECAUSE SKIING NEEDS A FUTURE.
 
Paco Belmont. I thought it was your middle name and your street name and if it were that it would be Blake Belmont.

buddy: yeah, I have no idea whats going on.

Bundo: yeah dude, girls are the worst thing to happen to guys but the best thing at the same time
 
pooh bear columbus

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
Whiskey Horizon, how pimp is that

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
Sutbby High

or maybe

Mandy High

I'm not sure, but Stubby High, that's awesome

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
hallie lexington, sam already made this thread

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
Piot North

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
james rainbow.. thats some gay ass shit

We Fight, Fuck, Get Buck Wild, Kill, Chill, Make Love Have Childs, Freestyle, B Boy Hit The Block, Build, Destroy, Get it Hot Yo
 
MAX DOMAN. pooh bear columbus is the best . haha

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
Garon Pleasantview

thats badass right there.

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
I get a cool one,YOSHI SPEAR!

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
Rusty spring, now that is pimp

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
 
Jesse Union

Bob Union

Noot Union

Snidely Union

or in my present situation

Rusty Roo Roo Concession 8

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
you can also use your middle name and the first street you lived on, and mine would be George Cedar, thats a kick ass pornstar name

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
If we go by my first female pet's name.... clio Heiden

or middle - Cornelia Heiden... I sound like an upscale hoe

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
doglia greenfield

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
The Violator



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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
if you do it for real, its your middle name + the first street......mine in christian timerline

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
w/ middle name mine is

Marie High

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
Wolfey Kingswood

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
Max Rivers or Chuck (Charles, Charlie) Rivers

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
Rick Stone....or Barry McCockinher

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
pet name: Rambo Scheel

middle name: Peter Scheel

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
P.J. Ranch......that sucks.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
Alexandre Concession #1

I think i need a new street name

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
uh... mine would be Jesse 47th...

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
or wait, Jesse LakeAliceRoad

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
Mittens Nottingham oooh that sounds sexy

-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
Miles Longe

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
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