What Would You Want Your Tombstone to Read?

[theBearJew]

I like that. But I wouldnt want to quote a harry potter movie on my tombstone.

"He lived,

He died.

That's what happens."

Thats the first thing I thought of.

 

[Zimmerman]

What is this?

 

[Puns]

a container for ashes that comes with a tree seed and nutrient mix so your ashes can grow a tree

 

[EC-Skier]

it aint funny, but i think itd be kinda cool:

"if i fall

if i die

know i lived it to the fullest"

 

[Zimmerman]

That's pretty cool.

 

[Algebra]

" Here lies Russel T. Jones"
* thats not my name... whoever knows who it is wins

 

[Algebra]

ding! ding! ding!

 

[Ski_The_E]

"We told him Red Bull didn't give him actual wings."

 

[theabortionator]

Please don't take a shit on me.

 

[J.D.]

 

[cbj]

"here lies batman"

 

[theabortionator]

Badass dude. I wouldn't want to piss on that tombstone

 

[E__]

"He fucked it, and hucked it."

 

[Bodhisattva_]

What a fucking baller. He was 80 years old it's not like he was gonna live to see the US grow as a country on it's own, and he still fought for it. Reminds me of this guy.

 

[tBatt]

Here Lies Ted

He Died While Eating Pussy

And then there would be my hand print on the headstone, so you could give me a high five as you walked by.

 

[NotGhood]

Or a picture of bad luck Brian with the caption "was in trouble, forgot to huck for a double."

 

[blackmamba.]

Here lies Kobe Bryant...he finally passed.

 

[EvanMeyer]

"grow marijuana here"

 

[HWW]

Seeking everlasting life through this Hell for what it's worth

 

[MASkier]

"he liked skiing"

 

[MatRich]

He LIKED TURTLES!

 

[DrZoidberg]

Pretty sure somebody should get this one

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

"they said i could be anything, so i became dirt"

 

[Bodhisattva_]

guru yeahhh