go home to minnesota, blow all my money on drugs and alcohol, eat a sheet of acid, listen to "on the radio" by regina spektor, laugh till my head explodes, run around naked a lot, disregard laws, hugs, kisses, high fives, and not take a dump till 47hrs 45minutes! that would be a huge dump... and if i die by it everyone will know how amazing it was and i'll go down in history