What would you do?

[the_moderaper]

what would you do in this situation?
Your on a campsite that you made with your friend camping over night. its 4am and theres only one tent that has 2 rooms. you, your friend, and an ugly chick with big boobs are "sleeping" in 1 room and in the other room, your friend is having sex with his girlfriend. theres nothing to do but listen to them. the girl lets out the occasional moan and once said "harder". the ipod just died... its raining. going back to ur house isnt an option. its the summer between freshman and sophomore year in HS. you and everyone else are virgins.
ps. i had this happen to me. not too cool. were going back saturday to do the same thing but with more people and the kid wants to bang his chick again.

 

[DirtYStylE]

Bring another tent?

 

[.Emerson.]

bring another ipod?

 

[bobo25]

Trade your other friend for a hot chick and ditch the ugly one. Fucking duh

 

[SteezyOhio]

beat off to her moaning

 

[.Emerson.]

beat off to HIS moaning. ahh yeah

 

[the_moderaper]

i started slapping my leg half way through them doin it lol. mad funny. im thinkin about asking when is it my turn if they do it again

 

[eli112233]

Bring another hot chick?

 

[K2skipunk]

I would have started making noises back. My neighbour this summer when I was back at home was fucking. She`s totally smokin`but a total cunt. So I went outside, on her lawn, by the window, and started making man noises. They stopped making sounds soon after.

 

[Logey.]

join in!

 

[ClownPrince]

Why ask? Just join in.

Sounds obvious.

 

[ClownPrince]

Come on...

 

[@skiinmitch]

i would fuck the ugly chick so hard. as long i was drunk

 

[TechnoPotamus]

bring lots of weed and alcohol, get so fucked up that you pass out and don't hear that shit

 

[Jamestown]

Don't use the bear locker, if you see what I'm getting at....

 

[DYFI]

Start rapping really loud to a dubbed out beat.

 

[WikiWiki]

get fucking wild and shit- moan- yell- fucking motorboat them titties so loud and hardcore- it will put them to shame and make you look like a fucking pimp-

 

[no_steeze]

tittyfuck the brute chick, just use her good parts and ditch the rest

 

[@skiinmitch]

so true it dont matter if they are fat. fat girls need lovin to.

 

[An10a_Eng]

unzip the flap and fap?

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

 

[1337]

 

[k-rob]

i would go die.

 

[Tinga]

this... or just get up really fast screaming "oh shit bears" and run out. just so you dont actually get attacked by real bears.

 

[jason...]

Ahahahah you would too. I can just picture you standing outside the window making noises and such.

 

[R-B-B]

fuck dthe hugly schik cause i dont reallly car eif you do or not

 

[*valkyrie*]

if it bothers you, tell the guy and his gf to go get it on in "nature", they'll have more fun out there anyways and be as load as animals, I guarantee it, and as far as the "ugly" girl goes tell her to bring her own tent

 

[skier_boy26]

I'd never be in that situation, for I'd never be in a big ol cabin tent (im assuming that on the notion of "rooms" in the tent). That, or i'd make sure my friend didn't bring his ugly bitch as some awkward third wheel to make nights awkward and disturbing.

 

[Ski.Ballet]

Threesome.

 

[.AR6rider.]

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

due to your sexual inexperience the only real option is to swallow your pride, get with the ugly chick with the titties, and then try to work your way into a partner switch with your friend and his girlfriend. with the right amount of alcohol and a smooth seemless transition this could potentially be pulled off.

 

[Gummy]

get Full Tilts and pee in her and his butt and then yell ''OWNED''

Someone had to say it

 

[PeeDuBzz]

beat off to the moaning FTW jahahahahh

 

[I_Am_Mod]

kill your friend and have threesome with his girl and the fatty....