What would you do to the car?

i say the ping pong ball idea. then she'll go a few hundred feet, stall, and start it back up no prob. repeat x24314325
 
Tiki torch oil in the gas tank will destroy the car.....

and my friend got fired from his job as a parking attendant for lodging golf balls up cars exhaust
 
nothings happened because vacations and shit, i'm at the beach for one more week then shit's going down. pictures will be up in about a week, stay tuned.. keep ideas flowing. not sure which one i'm doing yet.
 
keep in mind i do not have access to the inside of the car unless the dumb bitch leaves it unlocked..and i do not want to kill her..
 
i think whatever you do don't do it right away, eventually one side will take it too far (they sorta did) and the cops will come in and mess up your day
 
fuck her sister, mother, and her all in the same night. Then bring them all together and make them talk about.
 
i've always wanted to do this. piss in the part where you put windshield wiper fluid, so when she sprays it piss will come out,( but first drain the fluid already in there) and put popcorn seeds in the gas tank. will most likely fuck her car up pretty bad.
 
But when you grow up, man up and have sex with her family. You win, and she doesn't win. It really is the only logical thing to do at this point. Yeah you can wreck her car, get arrested, and go to jail. Win for no one. Or you can have sex. With her family. You win, she loses because her family had sex with you. It's like saying 1+1=0 or 1+1=2
 
Get a bunch of meatheads to help you pick her car up and move it to somewhere that she won't be able to find it.
 
if its a standard cut the e brake line. when she goes to park it will seem like everything is ight, butwhen she gets back her car will be gone or smash into another car. (make the line look like an accedental snag so you can claim you had nothing to do with it
 
no no no,

Alright only done this once to a baseball coach who i hate. (im an umpire btw) but i went and bought a valve stem remover. They can be found at any 4x4 place, or MAYBE autozone or whatever then take all 4 of her valve stems, then she is shit out of luck, and preferably do this at school or something where her car will be stuck there.

 
cheap white shaving cream. it looks innocent enough that it will just be cleaned off. shaving cream eats away the clear coat and it looks really fucked up days after. make sure you do it at night so it has the longest amount of time possible to burn away the clear coat. we did this to some assholes hood once. went from bright red to pink in a few days
 
THIS. I did this to a bitch at hood who put a dent in the side of my car right in front of me and told me to fuck off. I can't imagine that she had a very good day after that.
 
take her tiers of and put them on blocks at school then bring the tiers back to her hous and leve them there
 
i've always wanted to go to a hardward store buy a bunch of plywood and 2x4s measure their car and build a box that will completely cover their car and then get some of those big top tent stakes and stake it to the ground. how funny would it be to come out to your car and it's just under a box.
 
yo, ok balogna a picture of like a dick going into an add on her bumber lol and write out like LETS FUCK on the hood and shit with balogna. then put it on blocks and have a scavenger hunt...talk to her, fuck her....profit??
 
you inspired me to think of this,

drill about a 5 inch to 8 inch hole on the hood, fill the inside with water to the very very very top, put live fish and shit in there and turn that car into an aquerium
 
ya kill that bitch! and plus you never know, maybe she'll plow right into a minivan killing an entire family! DOUBLE PAYBACK!

Good idea dipfuck.
 
You know that there is no floor or anything completely enclosing anything under the hood? Or do you mean the top of the car? That would be hilarious if it was well sealed.
 
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