What would you do to ride right now?

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Ok.....i am pretty sure this thread has probably been done, but why not.

If someone came up to you and said that they could get you skiing on snow then and there, but you had to do something totally insane.....what would you do?

A friend of mine just said:"Fuck i wanna ride soo bad, i would slam my cock in a car door if it could get me of some snow."

 
Ok another rule.......nothing about camps.....this is for poor people who can't go to camp.....or are just not out west.
 
hey i just got back from a little bit of "urban" i guess you could call it...i was sucking balls but the guys i was with were throwing it down pretty good.
 
have surgery to fix my acl, be in pain everyday, and sit in extreme heat 12 hours a day, too hot to do anything, and in too much pain to walk?

fuck. I'm already doing this.

Does that mean I get a prize?
 
Your prize is to make sweet love to me.....bear my children. Then we shall become a family of skiing gypsies paying music on the Transcanada high way for food and lift ticket money.
 
read the rules......since you have broken Article 1.1 A, in accordance with this thread's law......a frozen piece of turd has been thrown in your window ( not the log hard stuff,the fucked up smelly diarea stuff, i know there are people who are gonna say you can't freeze that kind of poop, but there are ways.)
 
It is just about finding the right chemical formula.......corn seems to be the ionic bond of the poo that the scientific world shall never understand my love.
 
ahahahaha pwn3d.

as far as what i would do, probably not too much since i have a trampoline and pole vault pads to go with it, as well as a summer setup.
 
shhh......you must not speak of those cookies........they are Aztec myth.....you will turn into solid gold
 
man......you must be desperate.....if that's all you can get. Plus she is too hot for you anyways child....your penis would evaporate. Go scratch some more ideas.
 
Me and my friends went up for an adventurous hike yesterday and ended up playing on this:

zepyoubastadfuck.jpg


We had a good time.
 
I'd walk 2 miles, kind of like I did on sunday and I'm going to do again this coming sunday. Actually, I think I'm going to go somewhere that's closer. But once the snow's gone I'm pretty content with biking the summer away, that's almost as much fun as skiing.
 
^^^^ well like i said before....frozen poop through th window.....but lets change it up......Girda the Austrailian Viking with the wide set vagina will pee on your face.
 
i tought i was the only one w/ polevualt pits and trampolines in my backyard...I janked em cause my high school was throwin them away...
 
drive 4 hours south. and be at mt hood. or drive 4 hours north to whistler. no? oh and the wasting butt loads of money i dont have on gas and lift tickets
 
I would drive 15 minutes up the road to mt hood pay 43 dollars..otherwise i would pee on all the klondike bars in the world then give em to a 5 year old without telling him guilt free
 
7 polar bears, at the same time!?!? shit, thats pretty hardcore

"I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. "

"Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station(mountain) in jeopardy."
 
well i guess i wouldnt do anything too crazy cause im going down in two days.

the snows pretty shit though, so i guess id eat out a fat chick to get a huge snowfall
 
lets see what i would do would be catch my plane on saterday fly there and probaly ski at high north where my camp is at.
 
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