What would you do if...

NotGhood

NotGhood

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i told you i had never skiied in my life, i was just really well informed about the subjectalso i had hired a stunt double to do movies for me and shit

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO

(this is also the place to post other "what would you do if" questions)
 
What would you do if everyone in the world looked like Matthew McConaughey, including yourself but no one else noticed
 
What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is ta sleep wit a man for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lock down, I aint gotta job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life
 
What would you do if this was a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, bourgeois and all that

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet.

I just got here!

I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say is that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked to my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Probably take a seat for 22 minutes and find out what you learn about sassy black women this week.
 
What would you do if a cat traveling 58 kilometers per hour landed claws first right into your anal cavity and proceeded to make a nest out of the leaf things on top of pineapples?
 
wait people seriously care about post count:karma ratios? and judge other members on it?!

wtf
 
I don't think they really do, although in your case it would be fucking sweet to have over a million Karma
 
You obviously don't have enough... I mean 1 million karma? What are we 12 or something? By this time you shouldve had at least 14 million if you were keeping your karma to postcount ratio where it should be.

I am disappoint 1337.

btw, im over 100 on my playcount now
 
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