What would you do if....

i would keep a large box of tissues handy at all times.

What would you do if you came home from school one day, and your best friend was in the bathroom with your mom, pissing all over her clit?
 
make sweet love to him

What would you do if you walked in on your brother and your father making out ?
 
Rinse out my eyes with rubbing alcohol.

What would you do if you walked in on simon dumont and tanner hall giving eachother head?
 
videotape it and take out 2 of my future competition in one shot

what would you do if you had 2 minutes to live
 
what would you do, your about to die and your still a virgin, fuck rosie o'donnel or die a virgin hahahah.
 
no idea, i didnt read every single one, but ill change it to--

what would you do if donkeys could fly
 
probably get a rope so i could catch one and fly to mars

What would you do if the queen made everyone in the world blind?
 
buy 200 pairs of skis...maybe a huge tv and a really nice fridge

what would you do if you were about to nail a chick..AND SHE WHIPPED OUT A DICK BIGGER THAN YOURS!!?!?!?!?
 
do it anyway

ill repeat it:

what would you do if you were about to nail a chick..AND SHE WHIPPED OUT A DICK BIGGER THAN YOURS!!?!?!?!?
 
suggest a game of tummysticks

what would you do if i embeded a virus into this post and when you read it you got flamed hardcore by my virus?

 
make it rain on them hoes

what would you do if elton john was knocking on your door looking for rice krispy treats
 
i actually have some in my cupboard, id give him some and invite him in!

what would you do if someone lodge a really hot pepper in your eye?
 
scream and cry like a baby, then pour milk in my eyes, then beat the shit out of that person

you could either have an unending supply of skis, or the perfect pair of boots?
 
unending supply of skis. i already have the spks so....

you could have perfect powder days for the rest of your life but no park at all

or

you could have an amazing park but no where else to ski besides that one park run for the rest of your life?

 
ooo...this ones a toughy....hmm, its hard...but id have to say powder cuz you can have sum booters and bent over trees like rails...

what would you do if it was the night before a major contest that youd entered and were like guaranteed first place, and you had a wild night and your skis and boots got jacked. oo and the contest winnings are 100 thou and the swedish twins
 
i would probably become the best skier in the world. oh and jump off a 600 foot cliff.

your 40 year old decent looking teacher grabs your dick, what do you do?
 
I don't know I don't have one. But probably flip a bitch.

What would you do if Chuk Norris burst through your wall like the kool-aide man and round house kicked you in the face then defacated on your remains?
 
cruise around for a chill palace to spend the evening and make the most of it

...you were a member of the opposite sex for a day?
 
feel my self for most of the day and then tell all the hot girls that i see to go and have sex with the real me the next day

.....monoboard or ski blade
 
I would probably have to officially declare that i have given up life and decided to accept a life on shortskis/a snowboard that had sex with some skis

 


make the animal made into steaks and eat thet bitch, go see a pshycologist get my head straigfht enough to pull my eye's out with fish hooks attached to fireworks.

screw a fat 12 year old of the opposite or same sex whichever prefered or the twins on JO pro modles but both where dead (but recently microwaved so there warm)?
 
Jon's girlfriend.

what would you do if you got head on the chairlift, BUT when you were about to bust the girl pulls off and you jizz all over yourself, and you have to ride down the park with jizz all over your pants.
 
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