What would you do if....

take a picture of it, take notes to make sure i don't make the same mistake, then vomit

you got on a chair lift with glen plake (was riding a monoski too)
 
set his hair on fire then parachute of the lift laughing until my side hurt

what would you do if shaun white just died and carrot top became the new shaun white?
 
get it on video so it'd be top rated. haha.

what would you do if you took the covers off your bed to go to sleep, and there was a rattlesnake there?
 
become a cop and kick some ass

what would you do if axe invented invisibility spray that made you smell amazing as well
 
i would spray myself with it and raid the girls locker room

what would you do if there were little holes through the tips of your fingers and strings through them that attatched all your toes and fingers to the ceiling
 
slap it and say "nah kittah thats a bad kittah"

what would you do if an alien spaceship landed in your yard
 
i'd go lewis and clarking with the yeti

what would you do if your mom was extremely hot, and you knew it
 
tell my friends not to touch her

what would you do if you were in a fight with a ninja who was trained in every sort of martial arts imaginable
 
Shoot it in the face...twice..

What would you do if you were kidnapped by male chineese drug smugglers who drugged you with a cigar laced with a date rape drug and make you become a sex slave for the rest of your days.
 
go to boarding school and ski a lot.

what would you do if a hot family friend started seducing you, but she's married and twice your age?
 
what every NS 'er would do.................. move to whistler/utah/europe.

what would u do if ur anus violently erupted(diarhea) in ur pants in the middle of a big comp run???
 
I'd just kill myself first.

What would you do if you overheard you mom say to your dad "let's go re-act 2 girls 1 cup"?
 
kick some serious ass

what would you do if you got stuck in the gondola for 24 hours with the one person you hate the most?

 
Kick their ass...repeatedly

What would you do if jessica alba was waiting for you to have sex with her....but you got whiskey dick?
 
i dunno if that possible wit jessica alba....but if it was really not gonna get hard... i would just dry hump the shit outta her

what would you do if you found a remote for life ( like click)
 
Click the damn thing

What would you do if you couldn't leave your bedroom for the rest of your life
 
Actually thats easy - Consult Build-a-jib 101 cult and then build a bedroom jib.

What would you do if you caught some massive psycho heavily armed fucker jacking your skis
 
cry and maybe throw a snowball at him

what would you do if you had to choose one of the following: getting pussy for the rest of ur life or skiing for the rest of ur life
 
i would be happy, my skis are too small.

what would you do if you overheard you parents making plans to kill you?
 
slap him in the face then run....run to her house and kick her in the ovaries :P:P:P:P:P:P:P

what would you do if you could only ski one type of skiing( i.e backcountry, big mountain, park/pipe, urban)
 
spit roast her!

actually no

what would u do if hillary became prez and came up with a bouch of shitty laws and stuff?
 
nothing, maybe move to canada if the laws were mad gay an shit

what would you do if reese can to your door asking for his pieces back
 
say that i was gay, wait until someone made an offensive homosexual remark towards me and then sue the shit out of them.

what would you do if you turned into a warewolf at every full moon?
 
that happened to my friend

what would you do if one day, you became so flexible that you could sniff your cornhole and when you did, you realised, straight out, that it smelled like glue?
 
what the hell kind of question is that? probably cut back on all the glue i eat.

what would you do if your home mountain banned skiing?
 
Probably chip in with all of my friends that ski in order to pay a hitman to take out all of the management. Or just go there every day and fuck shit up.

What would you do if you walked in on your parents doing it?
 
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