What would you do if....

say what the fuck are you doing i'll kill your bitch ass

if all governments collapse and its survival of the fittest.

 
buy some astro"freakin"turf

what would you do if you woke up and dumont was there and all like dude lets go shred the gnar but you wnet to shred the gnar with dumont you started puking
 
start freeskiing earlier

what would u do if u met this really hot chick , and she wanted to bang, but she had like a super deep voice, like chuck norris

personally i think that would be really weird
 
make it illegle to race (super g slamom gs...)

what would you do if you were a millionare
 
What would you do if you had to superpower of not needing to eat, drink, sleep, or breathe.
 
go ape shit, throw things, yell, kill people.....

What would you do if your gf/bf told you they used to be the oppposite sex.
 
go ape shit, throw things, yell, kill people.....

i like this thread

what would you do if a really really hot girl wanted to fuck you but you had to shave all the hair off your body after.
 
call the day man (fighter of the night man....)

what would you do if you woke up and your dick was attached to your belly button?
 
Probably have a better chance at actually getting laid!

What would you do if you had to choose between skiing and every other sport?
 
CHOOSE SKIING FO SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...enough of the caps lock..

what if you had the choice of fucking brianna banks or jenna jameson?
 
I'd tell him to get the fuck out and then proceed to get the shotgun from my parents room.

what would you do if after 19 years of living with your parents you found out you were adopted?
 
become Joe Dirt and look for my real parents.

What would you do if you could only have sex one more time, in your entire life?
 
have sex once then just get bj's.... they dont count right?

what would you do if skiing made ur dick shrink gradually everytime u skiied
 
I guess I'd be left without a dick. How would I pee :'(

What would you do if the lifts on all mountains closed forever?
 
Bury my head in dirt like an ostrich because I would have nothing to do.

What would you do if you had a constant boner.
 
stick it in bitches and pee

what would you do if zombies invaded the world and you and hilary clinton were the last two survivors?
 
Hillary Clinton already is a zombie alread, so I would cap her ass.

What would you do if ski blades/boarding was cool and popular.

 
skeet all over myself in sheer joy and then shred stratton for a few days.

what would you do if you invented a time machine?
 
go back to the begginnin of christmas vacation..

what would u do if u just got ur edges sharpened and went for a 5 and cut ur dick off?
 
put it in a bag of ice and go to the hospital

what would you do if your skis had hover devices on them allowing you to float above the snow
 
Put little jets on the back and fly up the slopes instead of waiting in the lift line.

What would you do if Megan Fox rang your doorbell and she was nakey.
 
stick it in her.......EYE!!!!...then laugh, then kick her in the shin, officially now shes a pirate:P:P:P..then id laugh...

what would you do if your parents forced you to take subjects in school that you hate and are horrible in?
 
Fuck her and then pee in her butt

What would you do if you had been making out with someone and found out they were a transexual and had a DICK
 
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