What would you do if....

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Skierguy1234

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ok here's what you do...

you propose a situation sayin "What would you do if..." the person below you responds, and posts their own "What would you do if..."

I'll start.

What would you do if you saw some gaper with rental skis switch cork truckdriver 10 over a 90 footer?
 
Break my skis over my head and cry myself to sleep.

What would you do if your girlfriend was once a dude?
 
....bath myself in battery acid then take a shower

what would u do if u somehow got drawn for a rachel ray show interview?
 
share it with as many fit women as i could

what would you do if you stranded. desert island. with only the notebook movie to watch
 
nothing, because I wouldnt have a TV to watch it on dumbshit. haha.

What would you do if you were on a first date with a really hot girl, and she says "I have a penis, but im having surgery to get it removed next week"
 
I would probably sharpen a stick and drive it through my head. Or find a way to make a boat out of it.

What would you do if you had infinite cash for ski gear?
 
i would start to watch it until i had to kill myself once i got about 10 minutes into it, trapped onisland problem solved.

what would you do if you saw tanner hall jerking off into a public urinal in a mens room?
 
well if i grew a dick i would scream go crazy then cry!! and kill myself...

what would u do if someone told u u had one day 1 live? but it was summer

 
move to Costa Rica, surf and drink away my days

what would you do if you're launching off a jump and saw some gaper chilling right on your landing?
 
switch 720 to tailtap here head....

what would you do if you grew a vagina but the crack went all the way from your vag to your asshole in a continuous line

personally i would flaunt it
 
probably die

what would you do if one day you looked at the mirror and saw that youve become rosie o'donnell
 
Not want to be the one who has to pick up its shit.

what would you do if your skis were alive and said they hated when you rode them because it hurt?
 
id slap those fuckin skis up and put some bleech on then to see what they said next bitchess

what would you do if your skis had an affair with a snow board more specifically a liquid
 
I would ride the shit out of the bastard fattys

What would you do if you died and got to heaven only to find out the sickest skiing was in hell?
 
i doubt i would get to heaven in the first place.

skiing got banned from all the big resorts in favor of snowboarding because all the freeskiers were "going too fast and skiing out of control"
 
felt bad that no one answered, i would poop. not in my pants or anything, i would go to a bathroom and deficate...in shock.

what would you do if snoop dogg showed up at the new years party you are going to tonight?
 
get an erection.

what would you do if you had sex with a hot girl, and the next week found out she was your long-lost sister?
 
next time make her say "IM YOUR SISTER!!!" x4

what if you found out you were adopted and your parents dont love you
 
Cry because i cant access my precious facebook.(joking)

what would you do if you woke up in the morning and went to the kitchen and found a naked midget shitting on your cat.
 
video tape it because my cat would also be having a seizure being is is elliptical (i think thats the word?) and it would be the best thing everrrrrrrrrr

what would you do if everytime you came your penis shrank 1/4 an inch?
 
i would restrain myself from caming then at one point bust a big one on swedish twins.......

what would you do if you had a slow motion superpower ?
 
go ninja karate nuts on someone in slow mo. and punch my sister

what would you do if you and your grandmother were the last people on earth?
 
Walk into school with a 2XL tall tee, a du-rag, some ghetto ass jeans

What would you do if you spilled your 30 dollar ski resort meal on the floor.
 
sue the mountain for not having clean enough floors that i could still eat it

what would you do if you turned around right now and micheal jackson was standing there?
 
sit on the closest person, MUHAHAHA...............

what would you do if they made freestyle skiing ilegal(for some odd reason)
 
i would laugh at all the pro skiers that make a living out of it.. then cry for days.

what would you do if you woke up as travis heeed?
 
get back in the skiing scene

what would you do if a girl was hammaerd and wanted to fuck you? (ur not drunk)
 
pull a superbad and drink in the bathroom by my self real fast.

what would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and there was some random guy watching you sleep (happened in my town)?
 
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