What Would You Do If You Were Stuck On A Chairlift.....

its funny cause you think -1 is "so fucking cold"

come to quebev or tremblant. i have skied at tremblant in -40. regular temps at tremblant during january are like -25, -30, -35...
 
i would wait it out and then get a free season pass to that mountain for life then jew them out of a free condo too.
 
2 weeks ago i was riding with a group of buddies and a few lil groms, it was mardi gras so the hill was open till 8 am. was about 3 am when we got done dranking annd went skiing, one of the first runs of the nighht we passed the pipe and the dragon just got done grooming, just shitting one of the groms we told him we should poach it, he asked how, we said jump, before we could say anything hes hurtling towards the ground double ejects and lays there for a few seconds gets up and walks away, landed almost flat from a good 30-35 feet. i was hammed but he was in the air waaaaay longer then i thought he was going to be, i say add an extra 15 to what you think it is before you decide to jump. i'd just get lit outa my face and enjoy the solitude. chill it out
 
thats a fucked up story.

advice= dont drink hardcore and then go skiing...skiing is dangerous enough as it is.
 
fuck any chick next to me, even if she was fuckin dogfaced...id let her tie my jacket over her face. if that didnt work and there was no one near me id probable kick my skis off, lay down across the chair and fall asleep...or jerk off to keep warm, but at night my penis would have shrunk that winter would have stolen it
 
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Ive been stuck in a cable car in les deux alpes for 2 hours and that suked! But i would defonatly jump if it wasn't too high! I would only jump with my skis on and if the ground below was sloped.... If i couldn't jump i would wrap myself up super tight and lay down..
 
well first thing is id get blown by sarah burke because she's my bitch and i always ski with her, so thats who id be riding with. then id push her off because she would only slow me down when im trying to perform the task at hand: survival. i would then throw my skis down, one at a time then my boots. i would then shimmy on the chair cable to the nearest pole, toss a casual gainer flip off, land on my back safely and slide down on my back to prevent wet socks, obviously. i would then retrieve my skis and ride down like the bundle of steeze i am while sarah burke twitches on the ground.
so as you can see, it would be no problem at all.
 
i got stuck on a chairlift when i was about five, i was crying for most of it and had to pee very badly
 
id prob txt a shit load of ppl and be like, im stuck on a chairlift, listen to music, and mak sure i have a hot girl there to get it on with
 
This is the best time passer ever. you sit on the chair holding your pole like a gun and when ever you see somone about to eat shit you yell bang and act like there is re-coil on your pole(like a gun). Sounds gay but so fun. (works best with snowboarders and 2 ft of snow.
 
i was stuck on one and we told my friend to jump (it was like 20 ft but still). he jumps and the second he lands, the chair starts movin again...
 
If it was deep i'd drop it like a nice cliff and get face shots all the way down in the dark using my ipod as a flash light.
 
stick my pole through the chair so it gets stuck. Then tie the other pole to it and hang that from the chairlift. So i would have to poles attached to each, stuck in the chairlift. Should give me 6 or 7 feet closer to the ground. Go for the jump. Maybe use one of my skis if it was really high. I'll get it after I tell some idiot they let me on the lift.
 
I'd probably get out my phone, log on to newschoolers and bump some threads that were a minimum of 4 years old.
Then fap.
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!i wouldnt even take my skis off id just jump the 200 feet from the chairlift cos im such a steezeball using my xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl tall tee as a parachute. then id afterbang the landing cos im so sick at everything. then id just ski down the rest of the mountain switch, calling up mila kunis on the way down. she'd meet me at the bottom and we'd go back to mine and FUUUUCK.
no warries
 
At my mountain the lifts are pretty high, and if people are gonna be stuck, they have this super ghetto board on a rope they chuck over the cable and you have to grab onto the "chair" as they call it, which is like a little 2bi4, and descend down. I've never had to do it, but I've seen it go down. Looks terrifying, I'd rather find a different way down.
 
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